SexSwap 7.24.98
News Tips Trix

This is the almost weekly SexSwap News-Tips-Trix and it goes to all members of SexSwap and SexSwap2 and AsianSwap and GaySexSwap Banner Exchanges. It contains information on SexSwap, Porn, Tips'n'Trix, and software reviews for the adult webmaster. I perform all literary stunts without the use of nets, safety-cables, spell checkers, or grammar fixers, and this tends to leave the reader in a state of bewilderment...you will get used to it.

REMOVAL INSTRUCTIONS -> email sanya@sexswap.com with your swap account or email and please say which exchange you are on.

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Average ShowAd per second: 53.1
Average ShowAd per day: 4.5 million
ShowAd per second Hi: 86, Lo: 43, Avg: 64.5
Total number of accounts: 3056
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I am looking at this newsletter and it is so long, so chock full of nuts that I have to give you a warning...this is like a 4 hour read! Get some Mother's Iced Oatmeal Cookies and a 7-11 red Slurpee...you are going to have to be fully fed and rested to tackle this beast. I think I am going to have to ass 2 intermissions. Don't start drinkin the hard stuff untill about half way through cause you might not make it. I have been writing it for 3 days and can't wait til Thursday to blast it out...I hope it doesn't break the iMail server.

This newsletter ways about 123lbs. Please excuse the mess, i am sure I have lost articles, mixed up categories and spelled at least one word wrong ;) but hopefully it won't be too painful reading.

If it is hot where you are, I recommend a quick trip to 7-11 for a SLURPEE. I would say that i am now addicted to Slurpee's and I especially love the Surge Slurpee which is now discontinued. I tried Circle K's ICEE...ICEE's are just weak and wet compared to SLURPEES. Hey, my migraine friends...you got a migraine, drink a SLURPEE very fast to cause brain freeze and 3-4 brain freezes and you migraine will feel way better...a little home rememdy I use.

This is the week of the HOAX online...2-3 full hoaxes in porn...really wierd.

The Swapman and the Swapwoman (the lovely "Sanchy" that puts up with my BS, online flirting and bad spelling) both turned 33 this week. 3% older maybe 1% wiser...when I watch TV...like all the baseball players and basketball players are all younger than me...wierd...and they look younger.

Rule number one when you have a newsletter that 3000 people read...don't ask too many questions...I asked like 3 questions last week and it came the flood of emails...aauugghh. A lesson to be learned over and over.

Hey, VOTE in the NEW weekly sexswap members voting booth. This weeks question
What kind of adult site do you run? Softcore, Hardcore, Both
Vote live here www.lips.com/poll/

SHAMELESS PLUGS
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Plugs as big as a whale and the very rare "monster plug"

MONSTER PLUG - THOR IS FASTEST PROGRAMMER ON EARTH by Guru
I have a new category of plugs that only a rare swapmember will achieve. This is a plug with my full endorsement and given to a person that UNDER-PROMISES and OVER-DELIVERS! This week I decided to try another programmer...I have tried about 7 in the last 2 years and I use 3-4 on various scripts and projects. Gus of course is the "King" of programmers, but as Gus says "I won't open a browser for under $250"...hee hee haa haa...what a Madonna :) , so I look for other code masters for Perl and CGI scripts. I wrote to "J" aka THOR about 5-6 days ago...remember the guy I plugged who has done work on like 20 big budget movie websites, and I asked for a quote on a "voting booth" script...I thought it might be fun if we all voted on a major topics each week. Most programmers would take 3-4 weeks to do this script...WHY? Hell if I know...programmers move to the beat of a different drummer...throwing money at them doesn't seem to speed them up either...it is odd. Anyways, Thor said he would have the script in 2 weeks. I said "Thor, you are full of shit". He said "No way man, I should have it ready then...2 weeks is ample time." GUESS WHAT? It is less than 4 days and I AM PLAYING WITH THE ACTUAL BETA SCRIPT! This guy Thor is the "Cat's Meow" and he is worthy of a MONSTER PLUG. Do you need SHOCKWAVE, JAVE, CGI, PERL and more? Call my man thor for a quote...here is his email...keep it in a safe place and don't tell too many other folks about him or he will be way too busy ;)
SCRIPT UPDATE: Script is finished! I checked my emails to Thor and I originally ordered the script on July 18th...today is July24th and the scipt is finished, installed and fully functional...5 Days! A new World's Record! Give THOR the man a call if you are in need of custom trickery scripts and code
thor@spew.com

PLUG - FRANK'S FEEDS
Get the feeds you need in the hottest RealVideo format
The live gay is at www.maleview.com/webmaster
The live straight is at www.itsreal.com/sales.html

PLUG - FREE BANNERS FOR TEST LINK
One of the sexiest webmasters has to be "Tara". And if here banners looks as half as good as she does, then this is a great deal. Free banners for webmasters in exchange for a text link. The banners can be found at
freeshows.fsn.net/freebanners/

PLUG - FRESH NEW CONTENT
The hottest FRESH website content. SexSwap Members get 20% off!
209.223.151.87/ or e-mail jason@vapid.com

PLUG - GIRLS FROM IPANEMA SELLING BANNER SPACE
Meow these babes are de-lic-ious! Great quality banner space for sale starting at $50.00/mo and up to $100.00 on our main page. Wow! That's really cheap, considering the quality of our traffic. email gfi@dreamgal.com or visit
girlsfromipanema.com/list.htm

PLUG - SEXPALADIUM GALLERY SITE
Webmasters - Add your site to Annie's Hottest Gallery now!
www.sexpaladium.com/agp.html

PLUG - THE ORIGINAL MOVIE POST
Mike T filled me in that he actually was the originator of the originalMovie Post. This site is getting great traffic and I think it will be the NEXT HOTTEST THING in porn. Post your movies
images.picturepost.com/moviepost/

PLUG - WEBMASTER GURU ADULT WEBMASTERS' RESOURCES
Check out this site full of webmaster stuff
www.europesexxx.com/guru/

PLUG - CROSS A YAHOO AND A PIX PASTE
Free Site Webmasters can add thier links and post to the picpost. They then recieve special code. The top 5% most popular sites get added to the Whats cool page,
freexxxsites.com

PLUG - NEW AMATEUR GALLERY POST
Post your very Amateur Pics and get teh HITS baby!
www.sexpaladium.com/agp.html

PLUG - POST GIRLFRIEND OF THE DAY
Its getting a great deal of hits and I want to share the wealth and expose more people to my website as well as other webmaster oppertunities. Webmasters can post their girlfriend's pix.
www.mygirlfriends.com/master.html
www.mygirlfriends.com/god/god.html

PLUG - LINK TO THAI PUSSY AND GET SUBMITTED TO 1700 ENGINES
Phil will use his custom link Wolf to submit you to 1700 link and search sites.
Email Phil to get more info on the free deal
webmaster@thaipussy.nu

PLUG - UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH HOSTING
Unlimited bandwidth hosting for $300 a month and accepts adult web sites!
Check out their web site at
www.r-rtech.com

PLUG SEXTRAVELLER SEARCH ENGINE
A beautiful new adult search engine. Add your URL today!
www.sextraveler.com/cgi-bin/suid/~st/links/add.cgi
www.sextraveler.com

PLUG - EPOCH
Easy commerce systems for webmasters. Sell stuff on your site the easy way
www.epochsystems.com

PLUG - NEW TOKEN SITE
Are tokens the hottest thing in porn? You decide at
www.toptokensites.com

PLUG - NEW SECTION OF AW SITE
I'm working on a new section of my AW site and want to invite webmasters old and new to participate in a scrapbook in the making--feature your favourite recipes, funniest and weirdest AW stories, tips, advice, etc. at Cafe XXXpress. Send your recipes, your pics of you, your site name and URL and your email address.
Email netmedia@swbell.net

PLUG - JOIN THE BLACKOUT PROTEST
"August 1st Internet Blackout to protest new laws!! See example
www.VoyeurPost.com/1_protest.html"

PLUG - NEW PIC AND BANNER PASTE
Submissions are online within an hour!
www.pornohole.com

PLUG - TOP50 STORIES LIST
If you have a site that has free stories available on the outside non-protected area you can get on the top50 storysites list at
www.pornostorys.com/topsites/topsites.html

PLUG - MATT'S NEW EXIT TARGET
Matt writes: I would like some webmasters to put Joke Post as their "Exit" link on their main page. Stop sending those hits to Yahoo or Disney!
jokepost.com

CHUNKS OF PHLEGM
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PHLEGM - SERGE'S GOOD BAD AND UGLY
People ask me every week about sponsors...who to trust, and who to hate...and they ask me to badmouth certain sponsors, but I try not to get into these disputes. By Crazy Serge lays it all on the line. He can't be bought, he can't be influenced, he just tells it like it is. This site has some great info on who you can trust, and who are the biggest crooks in the biz. I recommend you bookmark this site today. And don't be shy, tell Serge who you hate and who you like.
pusi.com/~contest/

PHLEGM - GURU CAN'T SPELL AT ALL
Last week I told about a competitor of DMR
Spyro went to a kids website :) try this new link instead to find the latest DMR iBill type site.
www.sypro.com/

PHLEGM - VIRTUAL MERCHANT
Charles wrote me about this merchant account processing co. The Virtual Merchant is a new merchant account processing center that is tailor-made for online businesses. There is no application fee, and you can get a merchant account even with no credit or bad credit. For a quick look at the Virtual Merchant program you might view the following:
credit-cards.net/

PHLEGM - ANOTHE NASTY SITE GRABBING SPIDER
www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Vista/2865/main.htm

PHLEGM - STOP THE SPIDER by Thor
Okay, if anyone can send me the User Agent string for the lovely Web Zip I'll give you a PERL script for how to kill this piece o shit, or any other spidering software like Web Devil. Email user agent string to thor@spew.com

PHLEGM - ADULT WEBMASTER RESOURCES by Jill
www.adultsystems.com/

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LEGAL RUMBLINGS
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Wow...every category is exploding this week. Summer slow down...huh? This week several stories chaned mid-weel, so I have to alter the articles. And I just tried 3 of my stories and the links are now dead :( hmmmm

LEGAL - MORE ON THE PUSH FOR .XXX
Personally I like this idea. But I also think it is impossible to do
1. who gets the .xxx first? .com's, .net's, .orgs? There is no fair way...who gets sex.xxx?
2. What about sites outside the US that run porn?
3. What about all the spam inplace now directing hits to the .com, .net etc?
www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_2330.html

LEGAL - SHITMAN MN CASE A HOAX
This week it was revealed on YNOT that that infamous "ShitMan" case with the $3,000 fine and 30 days in jail was absolutely fake! This has shocked the porn world. I have no links on this...I would recommend reading the YNOT board to get filled in. A very odd event
jr.ynotnetwork.com/programs/ynotbbs/ynotbbs_view.cgi?ynotbbs_bbsid=General_Chat

LEGAL - TWO VIRGINS LIVE SEX IS HOAX
This got huge news adn when I first go an email on it, I thought the email was too good to be true...it came from some Christian group but said too many insider things that only porn people know. I actually thought it was a site just trying to get publicity. It turns out it was too kids trying to fake people out on the anniversary of Orsen Well's "War Of The World's". They even faked out IEG...good! I think this would of been such a vantastic publicity stunt...i am not sure why IEG just doesn't grab a couple of virgins off the street and go forward with it...the site was getting a million + hits a day since the story ran in newspapers across the country. Read about the hoax.
www.clublove.com/xposed/index.html

LEGAL - DALLAS PORN BUST...IS IT HOAX?
And then another site
It was rumored that a site called news-erotica claimed they were raided by both the PD and FEDS last week
1. Their site never went down
2. Feds seem to concentrate on child porn
3. I search every Dallas paper and their was no mention of itt
Does anyone have any more info on this story? Is it real or hoax?

We have really been hoaxed out lately.

LEGAL - 2 FEDERAL PORN STORIES
Paul found these but we couldn't find the URLS so here are both stories...the second story is interesting since it says the Clinton administration has not charged anyone under obsenity to date...this is a good thing in my eyes. Here are 2 articles about what was passed in the Senate two days ago

Senate approves two Internet anti-porn proposals
By Aaron Pressman
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Senate Tuesday approved two controversial proposals
intended to protect kids from Internet smut, but civil libertarians charged
the measures violated the Constitution's guarantee of free speech.
The measures were attached to a massive $33 billion spending bill for the
departments of State, Justice and Commerce and some other agencies expected to
be approved later Tuesday.
Senators first adopted an amendment to the appropriations bill requiring
commercial sites on the World Wide Web to display material harmful to minors
in ways that kept children out.
Lawmakers then approved an amendment requiring schools and libraries that
receive federal funds for Internet connections to install filtering software
to block smut and other material inappropriate for children.
Sen. Dan Coats, Republican of Indiana, sponsored the obscene material limit as
a carefully drafted replacement for the Communications Decency Act struck down
by the Supreme Court last year.
``Our goal has been to find a reasonable way to help families protect young
minds, hearts and eyes from the rawest, most degrading forms of pornography,''
Coats said. ``We were careful to find a constitutional way to achieve the
goal.''
The second amendment, sponsored by Sen. John McCain, Republican of Arizona,
and Patty Murray, Democrat of Washington, applies to all schools and libraries
receiving money from the government's education rate, or e-rate, program.
``There is a small amount of information on the Internet that children should
simply not have access to,'' Murray said.
Civil libertarians opposed both proposals.
They argued the Coats bill's harmful-to-minors standard was too broad and
could be applied, for example, to sites of political groups that sold T-shirts
or booksellers like Amazon.com.
And filtering software would block much useful and appropriate material,
possibly constituting improper censorship of the Internet by schools and
libraries, they said.
The proposal ``will force libraries and schools to use all-too-frequently-
crude and overbroad filters that block out a wide array of non-indecent speech
-- everything from the Quaker home page to the American Association of
University Women has been blocked by these programs,'' said Barry Steinhardt,
executive director of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a cyber civil right
advocacy group.
The House of Representatives has not passed identical legislation, so the
proposals could be eliminated when a conference reconciles the spending bills.
If enacted, the filtering requirement could give a boost to makers of
filtering software such as Spyglass Inc.'s Surfwatch, The Learning Co.'s
CyberPatrol and NetNanny Software's NetNanny.

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AFA Applauds Senate Approval of Anti-Porn Measures
WASHINGTON, July 21 /PRNewswire/ -- "The Senate today took two major steps to
curve Internet pornography from children," said Patrick Trueman director of
governmental affairs for the American Family Association. Under the Coats
Amendment approved today, commercial Internet sites must require pin numbers
or access codes to assure that only adults are admitted. "If the Clinton
Administration will enforce the Coats bill once it is enacted into law,
children will be kept out of pornographic sites on the World Wide Web,"
Trueman said. He noted, however, that the Clinton Administration has shown
little interest in prosecuting illegal pornographers who use the Internet to
distribute their material. Two years ago, Congress clarified federal
obscenity law by making it illegal to use the Internet to distribute obscene
material. Yet the Clinton Administration has refused to bring even one
Internet obscenity prosecution.
Trueman said the McCain bill requiring pornography blocking software on
computers at schools and public libraries was urgently needed.
SOURCE American Family Association

LEGAL - CDA2 YIKES
More scary stories kiddies to freighten you by the camp fire. And when I got out of the car, there was a gruessome hook dangling fromt the door handle...
www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,24457,00.html?st.ne.fd.gif.d

LEAGL - INSIDER ACLU STUFF
My ACLU insider says
"Just for the record, the bill has NOT passed the Senate. It was approved
by a voice vote as an amendment to the Commerce/State/Justice spending
bill - that bill hasn't passed yet. This voice vote took place with only a
handful of Senators on the floor. The fight isn't over yet!"

LEGAL - MORE CDA
www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_2342.html

NEWS GNARLY
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Most of the news was legal news this week but here is an interesting thing. Also...keep your ears open for the new word "Jini"...it is the new Java operating system that SUN thinks will take over the globe.

NEWS - PORN PUSHES TECHNOLOGY DVD vs DIVX
Dalaketh wrote me these links about the bad of DIVX...if you are into discs, check em out
www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/8884/divx.htm
techzone.weezy.com/dvd-faq.htm

SOFTWARE TORTURE TEST
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Last week I asked for recommendations on shopping carts and i got flodded. Thank you all who provided info. The first 9 are shopping carts, the last 4 are other groovy regular software finds

SOFTWARE - EZMALL SHOPPING CART
www.ezmall2000.com/

SOFTWARE - CART32 SHOPPING CART
www.cart32.com

SOFTWARE - AMERICART
www.amerisites.com

SOFTWARE - MINI VEND SHOPPING CART
www.minivend.com/iri/mvend.html

SOFTWARE - PERLSHOP SHOPPING CART
www.arpanet.com/PerlShop/PerlShop.html

SOFTWARE - MINIVEND
This is a triple system by Ralph where you use all 3 of these resources
www.minivend.com/iri/mvend.html
www.tcx.se/
www.pacific-coast.com/

SOFTWARE - SHOP CREATOR
email enteertainment@cheerful.com

SOFTWARE - PERLSHOP AGAIN
Matt offers PerShop Sites beginning at US$ 35.-/month completely ready to run.
Complete setup and installation and even will generate the Product Pages for a reasonable charge
Email PERLSHOP@W3Space.net?subject=Perlshop for more info

SHOFTWARE - MORE SHOPPING CARTS PERL
www.cgi-resources.com/Programs_and_Scripts/Perl/Shopping_Carts/

SOFTWARE - MORE SHOPPING CARTS C++
www.cgi-resources.com/Programs_and_Scripts/C_and_C++/Shopping_Carts/

SOFTWARE - WINTUNE98
Patrick found the latest version of this program. This is how to benchmark your beast.
winweb.winmag.com/wintune98/wt98_vbshell.exe or you

SOFTWARE - WINTUNE98 FROM YOUR BROWSER
No software to download...almost scary...benchmark right now online.
www.winmag.com/wintune98/

SOFTWARE - FREE STATS EXTREME TRACKING
Another find from Partick...a very nice and comprehensive stat counter for any site
207.230.126.30/tracking/?reg

SOFTWARE - BETTER THAN NOTEPAD
It is the Patrick show once again with a great piece of software that he wrote!
Innovative text and HTML editors that will save you time
www.notetab.com/

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TRIX ARE FOR HITZ
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There is just SO MUCH CRUD this week that I am actually writing this Tuesday! This has got to be the Phattest issue ever!

TRIX - HUGE SEARCH ENGINES SECRET by Anxious
My main bud A.P. sent me this url and it is like 100 message boards discussing each search engine. People tell what is working and what is not. I have never seen this site until today and I really think it is a great find.
searchengineforums.com/bin/Ultimate.cgi

TRIX - SPIDERS AND ENGINES by Thorn
Thorn writes: check out www.freeholes.com/
that line at the very bottom is links to about 20 index pages all the same looking as this one...but each has a different set of keywords in different orders, mispellings, and the like in the meta tags. When i submit this page to the search engines it picked up all the front pages. on a site that gets 2000 uniques a day...240 come from these
fake index pages.

TRIX - SHOPPING CART AND MERCHANDISE by Thorn
Thorn writes: for all those free sites that have something to sell...but cannot afford the merchant account and software, or don't want to get gouged for 15% of sales and 5% chargeback hold...check out THIS goodie! for $50 you can have credit card sales on your site (visa/master) THE SAME DAY! at 3.2% and 50 cents per charge!!!! you get a single script to sell one item, or set up a shopping cart-type listing that they can order everything at once, and it automatically adds it all up before sending it to the secure server. and you can use it in 50 different sites or places with the same account! just slap it wherever you want to sell something. you set the prices in the code...the credit card company charges whatever you want. no new account for every little thing! the script is not that hard to configure i'm inept at code, and had a 5 item listing done and on my site selling an hour after i bought the
service! have to wait 6 weeks for the first payment to you...then every 2 weeks after that. one bummer....for a product that is shipped you can only sell in the US. for services (like sending to a page where they can download
something right away, doing a mialing for them, etc) you can sell anywhere.
www.1one.com/cgi-bin/magicbutton/magic.cgi?7004

TRIX - SEXCHANGE HELPS A LINK TRADE by Joi
Joi aka Phil writes: When requesting links I noticed a substantial improvement when I turned into a woman...wait let me explain My site www.thaipussy.nu is getting linked massivly now that I put my wifes picture up on it and took over her personality here is her (my) page with a picture of her www.thaipussy.nu/ I also have a link about her here I put on all the emails www.thaipussy.nu/aboutme.htm most guys respond very postively and give me killer placements..not knowing its me LOL

TRIX - GREG SOLVES THE SPIDER ATTACK by Greg
Last week Greg asked how to prevent spiders from downloading picture galleries and eating bandwidth, and he has come up with his own answer and it works!
Greg Writes: First, the warning page ( www.jamhole.com/index.html ) now requires an individual to click a radio button and press enter to gain access. form
method is posted to a script running on another domain (vc-inc.net). if the correct radio button is selected they are redirected to the site www.jamhole.com/cumshots/index.html ), if not, then they are redirected back to the warning page. Now this program doesn't have the ability to make a selection and press a form button. if it was able to do this, then it still cannot make a change to the form to select the correct radio button. furthermore, becuase the
script is at an outside domain, the program will not follow it. So what is to stop someone from just setting the program to run off www.jamhole.com/cumshots/index.html ? because that directory is protected by .htaccess to allow entry only from specific url's. in this case the cgi script running off the other domain. If they try to access the cumshots directory directly, they are refreshed immediately back to the warning page. this also protects everything against hotlinkers. Not only that but anyone
who bookmarks must cruize through the path i set forth in the .htaccess.

TRIX - ALTA TRANSLATION TRICK by Thorn
Yikes, it is the Thorn show today :) Thorn writes: ok...go to the alta vista babel page and set up 20 index pages with different keywords all over each page. then translate each page into 5 languages. this does NOT do the metatags, and only will translate the first 500 words or so. then take the translated words and copy them into the metatags for each page. attach them to the main page as above. then run it thru the search engines.

TRIX - CHECK LOGS FOR HOTLINKS THEN RE-DIRECT by Herb
Herb Writes: sites with AVS's should check thier logs and see if anyone is hotlinking to thier pics then tell them how to turn it into FREE TRAFFIC by making default file not found html

TRIX - FULLY HIDDEN KEYWORDS by Zig
Zig writes: aside from meta-tags, some search engine bots look at the first few sentances of your page to
establish where and how you are listed. What if you want the bot to read something you don't really want surfers to see? Simple, specify the right font, and start the page with <font size= -1> I've seen <font size= -3> used as well with good results, the bot picks up the text, the surfer sees a blank backround. Here is a working example, view the document source and it makes more www.zzm.com/warning.htm

TRIX - SEMI-HIDDEN WORDS by Guru
This is like Zig's cool trick. Some of the engines filter for words that are the same color as the background, so I use super dark grey -3 font on black pages, or super light grey -3 fonts on white pages and this still let's you spam, but avoids some filters. Here is a working example of where I use light grey to hide words and blue to show words in a spam page www.redhotnails.com/hotbot/test-116.html

TRIX - NASTY SPIDER BLOCKERS by Andrea
Andrea has thought of a few ways to stop spiders that download whole sites. These methods will work if spider's will follow the links. Andrea writes: I'm no expert in cheating software like this but maybe you could put the whole microsoft.com into a hidden frame and force the user of this stuff to buy a brand new 500 GB harddisk every month to store away all downloads? Or you hotlink a 30 GB jpg on a geocities account on a harmless thumb?

TRIX - SECRET PIX PASTE AND T-GALLERY LIST by Tara
Here is a secret link that many webmasters haven't found
dirtyjacks.com/pposts-wm.html

TRIX - IRC CUSTOM HAND-CRAFTED CHAT BOT by Peter
Wake up folks...everyone loves to bug me about where to get IRC scripts...peter has 3 tricks ahead...please watch and learn. Peter writes: Well... I have some pro level irc trix -- but I wrote all the code myself -- i'd be willing to trade my custom code for text links... ;) Here's what I know how to do. A sex robot -- leads the guys on -- they think it's a chick -- when they get real horny and say certain keywords like "fuck" or "sex" they get the text link ;) Works pretty good -- some stupid guys will cybersex w/ this thing for more than 20 mins! Ha! This is more fun than it is profitable. See what female names will get you the most hits! You could probably improve on this script to say random things in the channel so you don't get kicked for being idle (like "brb -- gotta pee", "i'm so bored",
etc. etc. ;)

TRIX - IRC NICK COLLECTOR by Peter
An IRC trick so massive that I don't get it...those are always the best ones :) Peter is the man...IRC folks will wet their little pee pee's over these ones. Peter writes:
Nick collector -- Tired of getting kicked out of channels for being an "adbot" or just a pain in
the ass? Just use this nifty util! Go into a channel -- grab everyone's nick (loads the nicks into a new window). Then leave all of the channels that you grabbed from -- then kick off a script w/a special timer that will not get you kicked off the server. By default this thing only grabs the nicks of people that don't have ops, but this can easily be changed. This requires supervision, but is totally "ban" proof. Email Peter at xenon@mercury.net and offer him some hard currency cash for this beaut.

TRIX - IRC FEMALE by Peter
It's the Peter show! Peter writes: Other good ways to get hits -- give yourself a female name -- use an irc code to automatically respond to private messages -- something like this -- "sorry I'm too busy to chat now, but if you want
my sexy pic and email go to blah" W/ a good female name you will have TONS chat requests
-- 24 hrs ;) The difficult part is not to get banned from the channel. The sex bot is better, but this way you don't waste any time w/ the URL.

TRIX - MORE ATTMEPTS TO STOP THE SPIDERS by Diana
Diana wrote: There is a cgi program called anti-link. What it does is calls your photos from a hidden dir and only the specified urls can call these photos. If someone else does from another url, it sends a theif image that you can
make....I have used it and another friend of mine also has. I am not sure if it would stop this program, but it might especially if the hidden dir is on the outside of your website dir......Let me know what you think. I got the program off of an adult website that offered it for free download. The site is gone now....In the comments from the person I downloaded it from says that they found it on the net and was not sure who wrote the script. It was like Xfanatsy
or Xweb or something link that...let me look again....Xtasy Web...thats what it was called! (The website) I don't charge for the script, but if someone needs it installed, I work cheap!
www.reddragonpages.com/CGI

TRIX - HOW TO PREVENT BEING RAPED BY THE SPIDERS by Chris from Dennis
Chris writes: You want to know who to disable site grabbers? I have attached a CGI script that will do just that.. It was written by a good friend of mine (actualy, the technician for my web host, kid is very bright). Basicly, you server your images from a script rather than thru a web page... This will not allow the web page grabbing software to follow the pic links on the pages...I'm not a CGI guru, but I have tried it with luck against other site
grabbers... This script is easy to reconfigure for other purposes... I left the script intact so that Chris will get credit should you post it for your readers.. Email him if you have questions..

#!/usr/bin/perl

#################################################################
# PicDisplay.CGI # Written by: Chris Miller #
# Copyright 1998 Chris # cm@dead-link.com #
# Miller # 408-341-1773 #
# # www.dead-link.com #
#################################################################

read(STDIN, $raw_data, $ENV{CONTENT_LENGTH}); # for POST

##################################
# the following does the parsing #
##################################
$items = split('&', $raw_data);
for ($i = 0; $i < $items; $i++) {
($key,$value) = split('=', $_[$i]);
$value =~ tr/+/ /;
$value =~ s/%(..)/pack("C", hex($1))/eg;
$data{"$key"} = $value;
}

###################
#Date Information:#
###################

($second,$minute,$hour,$day,$mon,$year,$wday,$yday,$isdst) = localtime(time);
$mon = $mon + 1;

###################################################################################################
# Display "Thank You" page
##################################################
# Ok there are some simple instructions on how to use this;
# This program is completely run by Enviornmental Variables;
# Or Variables that change constantly but are always present;
# To have the picture filename show up anywhere on this page;
# place this code where you want it. $ENV{QUERY_STRING} ;
# you can use that code in a body tag, and image display tag;
# a link to a file etc.
# #2 there is the $ENV{HTTP_REFER} code. That will take the;
# back to the last page it visited. So if they clicked a thumbnail;
# and viewed the picture using this program, they could click;
# on the back button and return to the thumbnail page.;
##################################################
# A couple of simple rules to follow when coding the page;
# below.;
# #1. NEVER use " (quote) marks in a CGI. If you absolutely;
# have to, you need to mark it out with a \ (forward slash);
# before every one. ex: <A HREF\"index.html\">;
# #2. The same rules apply to using e-mail addresses, whenever;
# you use an e-mail address anywhere in a CGI you must mark it;
# out with a \ (forward slash) befor any that you use.;
# ex: <A HREF=\"mailto:cm\@dead-link.com\">;
# #3. Umm there is no number 3, just be creative, you can have;
# any kind of HTML code that you want on this page. But be sure;
# to follow the above rules very carefully, or the program may not;
# run.;
##################################################

print <<NEWPAGE;
Content-type: text/html

<HTML>
<HEAD><TITLE>$ENV{QUERY_STRING}</TITLE></HEAD>
<body bgcolor=#000033 text=#CCCCFF link=#CCFFCC vlink=#99CCFF>
<CENTER>
<FONT FACE=Arial SIZE=+2><B>$ENV{QUERY_STRING}</B></FONT><P>
<TABLE BORDER=2 CELLSPACING=-2 CELLPADDING=1>
<TR>
<TD><IMG SRC=\"$ENV{QUERY_STRING}\"></TD>
</TR>
</TABLE><P>
<FONT FACE=Arial><B>
<A HREF=\"$ENV{HTTP_REFER}\">Back</A><P>
<HR NOSHADE WIDTH=75%><BR>
<FONT SIZE=-1>Copyright 1998 Waz.NET Productions</FONT>

</HTML>

NEWPAGE

TRIX - PREFORMATTED EASY SUBMISSION PAGE by Matt
I've been doing a lot of search engine work. Reading and paying attention to what people have done. I've got all the big submission programs, etc. I used
your "biggun" for a little bit. If you want I have the submit pages all chopped down at: interlution.net/biggun/ Just save those pages and
webmasters can use it themselves. What I did was edited each submit page and put in my email address and put in " mydomain.com/ " for all the
default values to make life easier.

TRIX - JAVA SEARCH ENIGNE SUBMITTER by Matt
www.my-web-space.com/webmasters/ (only seems to work in Netscape for me) it's a java-script based submission program. The great thing about it is that it BATCH submits a list of URL's! Also it's free! and as we know you get like 95% of all you search engine hits from the big 8 engines. I use it along with a cgi script I have to create like 50 "promo" pages a day and submit to all the big engines all at once. This is some pro-level search engine spamming! I don't recommend spamming more then 50 pages from each domain a day, or you'll get banned. Now the tip to add to that trick. What I do is create a huge link list to like 50 promo pages on 5 different of my domains. So in effect it's a link list of 250 of my promo pages on my other domains. This looks like a link list to the search engines and their spiders crawl them all. The advantage
is that the engine thinks that your site is linked to a lot because it sees a lot of pages linking to you. InfoSeek definately will rank you higher, as seen with Disney.com and the search word "sex". They listed high for "sex" because all the porn sites put them as their exit link. So don't put them,
put Joke Post jokepost.com ! :-)

GURU GNOIZE
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I am dead. Today's newsletter has taken a year off my life :) I got no comments on nothing. I will be up North of Toronto in Canda next week visiting the folks and doing a little water-skiing so I will be writing an international newsletter on the notebook or on the folks Dell. Not sure if I can pull it off, so it may be a wierd week...maybe I will try and blast it out early and avoid the travel headaches and ftp etc. I have some teaser stories for next week....WIRELESS NETWORKING for $299 are you outta your mind?! And the release of FREE RedHotNails THUMBNAIL GALLERY SOFTWARE! So you want to cash in on T-Galleries, I can help you do it with my software FREE...but I am going to charge you a pound of flesh...not that bad..two banner slots is the fee. JWS is almost done so be ready to open your TG!

GURU - WEBGEAR AVIATOR
www.webgear.com
I love when I find a new product to geek out about at this is a great product. I was going to wait until next week but I got ants in my pants. I am networking my regular computer, the rare micron XRU <- that's and "R" not a K, to the misses swaps XKU, to the BEAST BOX, to the transport notebook to the net, to the HP fax printer...ALL WIRELESS....all for $599. PEEEE POOOO! There are several wireless products out, but BreezeNets stuff is like $2,000+ and the notebook card is $500 alone! WebGear has a distance of 75 feet through walls and all it is, is a little box that plugs into the parallel port on each computer. The computer connected to the printer, gets a special ISA card...in 60 days they will have a passthru for the printer. I called the company and talked to pre-sales. The guy answered my stupid questions for 30 minutes...and then when I thanked him at the end, he asked my name, then he told me his...he was the damn PRESIDENT of WebGear! That sly fox! I love when a president cares enought to pick up the phone. I asked when they were going public...he said soon. He also said the price will drop $50-$70 within 2 weeks! Rebates and price reduction. I ordered the main box for two computers and a printer for $299, tehn I got 2 extra transmitter/antennas for $150 each. Coming Friday! AND you can surf the net through and of the 4 computers if they dial th net. So if you got ISDN or CABLE or a dish, everyone can share that single connection! I can't wait til I can buy shares in this well thought-out company.

GURU - GURU AXES LATEST IDEA
You know I have been teasing about 2-3 projects I have under way. Well I decided to drop one last week...so here is your chance to be the first with a porn idea. Have you see the auction sites? Check out www.100hot.com/auction/ some of these sites like ebay.com are getting 8,000,000 page views a day! Wired rates "auctions" as the #1 HOT thing on the net right now. So I was going to open www.pornauction.com ...i got the software and built most of the site...but no I have lost interest and burnt out. The site is running but I think I will shelf it...if anyone wants to buy it, I paid like $7k, will sell for $5k. Or you might try to build your own from scratch. I just have two many lures in the water and want to go after the big fish like Yahoo, so I am trying to get focused.

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