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KICK-ASS HOSTED GALLERIES THAT WORK WITH ANY SPONSOR!!!
You guys love your sponsor hosted galleries, right? But you hate the fact that your favorite sponsor has such a small selection of galleries, and hardly ever seems to add new ones!

Well hate no more my friends... here's a totally new concept for TGP owners and TGP submitters to make some SERIOUS SERIOUS BUCKS!!

Our friends at http://www.hostedgallery.com have devised a system where their professionally-designed (and hosted of course) galleries will work with ANY sponsor! They have galleries from some of the hottest converting niches, and will be adding even more niches/galleries on a constant basis.

What's the catch you ask? No catch at all... it's a very simple concept. You send traffic to the hosted galleries they provide - 60% of the surfers will get YOUR sponsor codes displayed in the galleries. And the remaining 40% of the surfers will see their sponsor codes displayed. That's all there is to it. And as we said, these galleries work with ANY sponsor programs out there!

Check out http://www.hostedgallery.com for full details, and FAQ's

This is one hell of a win-win situation for both TGP owners, and webmasters that submit galleries to TGP's! Not only is your TGP going to get the high-quality gallery content that makes surfers come back, but now you'll be making the sales as well.

You're probably thinking that this new concept is cool as shit already, so how about these extra features to really blow your socks off: Real-Time Stats, and Return-Traffic!!

That's right, you can check how much traffic you've sent to the galleries, how many surfers clicked your sponsor links from within your galleries, and more. You can also check what website referred the traffic into your hosted galleries -- especially useful if you're a TGP submitter submitting your hosted galleries out!

This is one slick program, and the guts of the whole thing were programmed by none other than Craig the programmer. So you know this is one professional operation.

If you play the TGP game you can't pass this one up, check them out right now: http://www.hostedgallery.com

ALSO: If you're a heavy-hitter and really want to give this program a whirl, the guys at Hostedgallery.com will cut you special percentage deals better than the standard 60/40 split. This is reserved for serious webmasters that have serious traffic to offer.. so please visit their site and shoot them over a message, or email them at deals@hostedgallery.com if you want to talk turkey.

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Some hella cool emails sent in this week, in particular, five people wrote in about "adult product and services ratings"! Several of these sites are just getting started and one or two old school sites are revamping. The scary news this week is the fed. Ashcroft and Bush want to go on a new spanish inquisicion and burn a few witches. The first fed obsenity raid in 10 years has just occured. In the good news column is line speed. ADSL and electrical wire technology, both had promising news this week.

on with the shoe

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this is the first federal obsenity bust in 10 years. Scary. When will we stop fearing sex and nudity.

PORN BUST EXTREME ASSOCIATES from Poshspice
http://www.avn.com/articles/12203.html

BUSH AND ASHCROFT ASSULT ON PORN from Legendary Lars
http://theadultwebmaster.com/articles/030411_obscenity.phtml

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JUDGE ORDERS VISA AND MC TO REFUND $800M from signguy
http://www.msnbc.com/news/897691.asp

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AOL WILL SUE YOU SENSELESS IF YOU SPAM from Stephen
Stephen sent in this article. This is why I wont spam. AOL has sued some huge adult companies and they will pound you into submission and win.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2949887.stm

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50 MB/SEC ADSL ON COPPER from signguy
http://www.theinquirer.net//?article=8819

HIGHSPEED OVER ELECTRIC WIRES from Richard
Richard writes
I think that these guys are on to something. The infrastructure is in place
and they have some excellent side benefits for the power distribution
companies which will help pay for the installation and use of their stuff.
http://www.currenttechnologies.com/

HIGHSPEED OVER ELECTRIC WIRES from signguy
http://www.ccnmag.com/index.php?nav=headlines&id=748

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ADULT WEBMASTERS by Awesome Adam
Awesome Adam sent me an email this week and in it was a terrific quote that had me peeing my panties.

Awesome Adam writes
Basically adult webmasters are just average folks with the following 3 unique qualities...

1) They are obsessed with playing with their computers.
2) They posess an entrepreneurial spirit.
3) They enjoy masturbation more than most other people.

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Ron
RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from freshfish
RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from signguy
RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Slutty Wife
RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Pastime Guy
RE: MOUSEOVER HIDDEN SPONSOR CODE from Pervy
RE: MOUSEOVER HIDDEN SPONSOR CODE from Gregg
ADULT NUMBERS from Stephen
RE; CHAT BOTS from Alexander
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DREAMWEAVER 4 AND MX from signguy
MARKETING SCARE TACTICS from Niggle
HOW IMPORTANT IS LOOK AND FEEL from signguy
EDMUNDS from Steve

MORE NEWS
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APPLE I TALKS TO BUY UMS MUSIC CO from Legendary Lars
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/030411/media_universal_10.html

SPAM BILL PASSES AZ HOUSE from signguy
http://dmnews.com/cgi-bin/artprevbot.cgi?article_id=23562

MS INVESTIGATES 2003 MOLE from signguy
signguy writes
http://www.vnunet.com/News/1140113

SENATORS ENDORSE JUNK EMAIL BILL from Legendary Lars
http://biz.yahoo.com/rc/030410/tech_spam_1.html

AOL EXECS SUED from sign_bldr
http://www.msnbc.com/news/900081.asp

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RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Ron
Ron from BoardTracker.com writes
I know AdultHeadsUp.com is coming up with a new system which is doing exactly that. It can be found at http://www.adultheadsup.com/rateit/

Basically - I think it's a good idea since we rely on other people past experience when it comes to recommendations of products and services in the first place. But - It relies on an active feedback from webmasters in order to be effective since we can not draw conclusions about products from very few opinions.

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RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from freshfish
freshfish writes
Been a huge fan of Sexswap for a while now. Something that caught my
eye was the post: adult product and services ratings from Slutty
Wife.... she was wonderign if there was a site that rates services.
The funny thing is that I have just completed such a site and was
going to start plugging it around. It has already been submitted to
the major resource sites and should pick up some steam soon. Its brand
spankin new and will rate sponsors mainly but also has designers,
resource sites, hangouts and content categories.
http://www.ratemysponsor.com I built the site for shits and giggles.

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RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from signguy
signguy writes
wow that brings back memories...
I remember "The Good, The Bad, and The ugly" by Serge.
yeah.. im searching thru wayback now looking ... lol
http://web.archive.org/

andy writes
that is the only one I can think of as well and it never had a fixed url. It may still exist LOL. I think ebay works cause they control ebay...but adult is not under an umbrella and so it will be tough.

Found It!!!!
http://www.goodbadugly.info/

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RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Slutty Wife
Slutty Wife writes
I sent an email to YNOT and some of what follows is what Gary shot back with:

Gary G. ynotmasters.com writes
Hey Slutty Wife,
We’re actually totally rebuilding the Service Directory right now, and one of the new features will allow you to post feedback on the listed companies… so we’re working on it :o)

Andy adds
this is great news! I think the YNOT reviews would be very popular and helpful since it is such a ppular webmaster destination. thanks for the super info.

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RE: ADULT PRODUCT AND SERVICES RATINGS from Pastime Guy
Pastime Guy writes
I have been trying to think of a unique concept to retool TheXmasters.com. I think this may just be it. I'd like to get everyone's thoughts on what they would like to see in a site like this and what they feel would be useful. I all ready have the content management structure in place. It's just been a bear for me to manage by myself. If there are some other out there willing to voulnteer as mod's and editors I'd be more than happy to take all suggestions.

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RE: MOUSEOVER HIDDEN SPONSOR CODE from Pervy
Pervy writes
About the mouseovers to hide sponsor codes.... I used them on my site
and I'm trying to figure if its worth the effort on my new site which is
under development.

Personally I didnt notice any difference in load times or any other
problems with the it. It does take longer to set up depending on the
size and type of site you have.

An example of a big site with a lot of links and a lot of traffic is
http://www.stileproject.com and he uses them for everything.

My vote is yeah use em !!

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RE: MOUSEOVER HIDDEN SPONSOR CODE from Gregg
Gregg writes
I was reading a thread on GFY and someone said the following.

I do not know where this persons proof came from.

"Excellent work! Aside from what was already mentioned (especially the images on .html pages....most tgp's won't accept galleries like that....link directly to the .jpg).....the only thing I can say is use mouseovers on your code (ie: http://www.yoursponsor.com) .....these can up your click thrus by up to 10% or more.

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ADULT NUMBERS from Stephen
Stephen asks
Do you know of any compiled numbers on the adult industry such as the number
of websites with adult content that have affiliate programs and/or the
numbers of adult webmasters that use the different billing companies, ibill,
ccbill etc.?

Andy writes
I have neverheard od such numbers...not sure if they exist. you can find most larger programs here.

1200 affiliates
http://services.ynotmasters.com/adprograms/standard.html

350 content providers
http://services.ynotmasters.com/content/standard.html

80 billing
http://services.ynotmasters.com/eprocessors/standard.html

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RE; CHAT BOTS from Alexander
Alexader writes
Have you seen those annoying bots on the yahoo chatrooms? Do you know what programs they are and where I can get them? I think I have another idea on how to use them.

Andy writes
They are advertised often in this newsletter in fact LOL. Here is the email
bots@adultchatbots.com

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DREAMWEAVER 4 AND MX from signguy
signguy writes
http://tinyurl.com/98hg

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MARKETING SCARE TACTICS from Niggle

Niggle writes
Thought this might be good to post in next week's newsletter. It works best
when launched from an HTML page because it pulls in Keywords from the
document.referer e.g launched from the Xbiz discussion forum it says you've
been looking at - "sex porn male adult porn evidence evidence police xxx tit
bottom sex"

In my opinion this is taking things too far! It's designed to scare them
into buying the product - I know that's what they're meant to do - but this
is making it a little too personal and I know so many people would go
"fuuuuuck" when they see their desktop up on the screen and their ISP's name
and the words "police, investigation."

What do you reckon? Is this beyond playing fair?
I got this Ad as a popunder while surfing through some adult toplists.
Now I'm not worried about what the ad says, but take a look at it - it'd
scare the absolute crap of Joe Surfer who's looking at porn while his wife's
down at the shops!

http://www.evidence-eliminator.com/d2w/intro/server.d2w?g=10500199709482

This is the thread discussing it.
http://boards.xbiz.com/showthread.php3?s=&postid=98706

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HOW IMPORTANT IS LOOK AND FEEL from signguy
http://tinyurl.com/9by9

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EDMUNDS from Steve
@#$%# winmodem!!! I just had to let it age a bit until Linux got it, though ;-) good link for your newsletter, if you don't know it: got slack for $2.49 including shipping...kind of addicting...thinking of trying FreeBSD at the same price...saves me about 50 hours of downloading off a modem ;-)
http://www.edmunds-enterprises.com

INTERESTING
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GRILLED CHEESE LOAF from Slutty Wife
Slutty Wife writes
Pretty kewl recipe, eh?
http://tinyurl.com/97k7

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WELOVETHEIRAQIINFORMATIONMINISTER.COM from signguy
signguy writes
site was in the news... msnbc...now too much traffic... just think...
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

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WACKY IRAQI MINISTER A WEB STAR from Charles
Charles writes
In your last issue you had an item on Al-Jazerra. Here is an item about the Iraqui information Minister a website about his over-the-top comments. Apparently the website is drawing up to 4,000 hits per minute, which is pretty good for "humor".
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58452,00.html

CUSTOM BEER from Emma
Emma writes
How's this for cool? (ontario only)
http://www.bluebyyou.com/index.cfm?app=cart&a=home

GURU OF GIF
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FILE SHARING from Rob
Rob asks
I no longer do porn but have moved in the Internet
marketing area and I want to create an MP3 or 3 about marketing to get
people to my sites. How many networks are there?I know of the Gnutella
Network and most programs use that ie Kazaa but are there any more. And do
you think one program running on my computer like Kazza is the same as
running them all? Since they use Gnutella anyway. I just want to cover all
the networks.

Andy writes
I have tested all the three networks and several clients. The three big networks do not talk to each other and even the clients on a single network often dont play well with others. I belive there are three big network protocols.

No.1 Gnutlla
No.2 Kazaa
No.3 edonkey

http://www.kazaa.com/us/index.php
http://www.edonkey2000.com/

Gnutella has many clients, I personally have had the best luck with bearshare. There are many
http://www.bearshare.com/

http://www.shareaza.com/
http://www.limewire.com/
http://www.gnucleus.net/
http://www.morpheus.com/

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Send serious offers to: webmaster@pornhits.com

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