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The world is in limbo as we all wonder about WAR. Will it happen? Sure looks like it. When? Within the next three weeks if you are a betting man. My fingers are still crossed that somehow diplomacy will prevail.

Victory of the Loud Little Handful 1910
by Mark Twain
www.commondreams.org/views02/0920-01.htm

Back to business as this is another week with lots of good BLOG tricks and tidbits. I snapped several pics of the new shuttle box that I built as to follow in Gary's footsteps and I really like this case. 6foot4 writes in with that age old question "how to I trick the engines into seeing php and html" and Craig the programmer has the fast response. This and more.

take it down a notch scottie!

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THE NEW BEAST BOX aka THE FRISKY HELLCAT
SBB51G-B is the shuttle with Intel Chipset and B for black. I went black because Mwave was out of white and it kind of looks cool. Here is the invoice again. At the bottom of the page I have a shuttle build that is low cost for the canadians in the audience
www.andydunn.com/gif/beastbox4.gif

Here are the pics!
trix.sexswap.com/jpgs/shuttle/

Here are a couple of quick pics that I find fun. Check out the size vs a full tower
trix.sexswap.com/jpgs/shuttle/DSC00078.JPG.html

Is this some kind of bad ass trick cooling system or what
trix.sexswap.com/jpgs/shuttle/DSC00094.JPG.html

Ice cold compared to my last AMD 1666 1U build. This was also my first non ASUS mother board and the bios was literally a dream. I love
trix.sexswap.com/jpgs/shuttle/DSC00099.JPG.html

I installed Slack9 beta and it continues to hurl. I installed Redhat8 and it runs like a rock...but I don't know redhat that well so I get cranky and mad LOL. I may toss Win2k on just to do a speed run or two. I decided not to go raid since I will end up erasing 2 drives instead of one LOL. I will use crons to do backups.

UPDATE I turned off this hotplug thing, slammed in a toughguy 3COM 905b, and the box is running like a clock now. I am sure Redhat has more advanced features, but I am just used to the no-frills approach of slack. The currnet boot-up speed of slack is 2-3 times faster than redhat currently.

I want to say right now....RUN don't walk and get yourself a Shuttle Chassis with mobo. I am so impressed with it. The little details are everywhere. Even today I was suprised with the locking mechanism to prevent the PCI card from ever getting lose. The cooling is awesome. The ease of access is awesome. Fit and finish is top rate. This case is TRICK ASS KICK ASS. I give it a 10/10

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NICE SCREEN CAPTURE UTILITY
I haven't tried this yet....a friend just sent it to me. This is a sweet FREE screen cap utility since it saves automatically. You do not have to ALT TAB out or right click SAVE AS. It is all done on the fly. Check out ScreenHunter 4.0 Free if you do a lot of screen caps like I do
www.wisdom-soft.com/products/screenhunter.htm

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SIMPLE MPEG SLICER
If you are into URL POPS or into TGP movie posts, then you probably have sliced MPEG. I have tried at least 7 MPEG slicers and I find them all way more powerful than I want. I just want to SLICE a damn MPEG. No frills...No Chills, and No Spills. Well I found one. This is the freaking Cat's Meow of sexy simple. I give this a 10 out of 10 and I use it often. It is like babysteps easy. Its not free but man, is it easy. Hey! The site seems to be down...I hope they have not disappeared in the middle of the night!
www.honestech.com/

Its the Honestech MPEG Editor 4.0. There is a free trial. You can find it on all the shareware sites. If you only need to slice...it is sweet
tinyurl.com/5a6q

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EBAY SELLING BANNERS from sign_bldr
check this out.. looks like their making fast coin..
www.stores.ebay.com/adverticalonlineadsales
advertical.com/

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ROBYN'S SCIENCE FAIR PORJECT
Awesome Adam's daughter has one super cool science fair project in the works. I don't want to give too much info away except to say that it has to do with the web. If you would like to take the 20 second test to help out, then click here!
www.barkow.net/robyn

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

BLOG HITS FROM GOOGLE from Drew
BANDWIDTH SPEED TEST from Brujah
MORE BLOGGER SECRETS from May Ling Su
ISO POWERTOY from Ben
ADWORDS IS WORKING AS WELL AS REGULAR LISTING from Dan
BLOG PROMOTES PLAYBOY SITE from Richard
CGI SCRIPT FOR PAYSITES from sign_bldr

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GOOGLE SUED OVER MONOPOLY from sign_bldr
slate.msn.com/id/2077875/

BLOGS OPEN DOORS FOR DEVELOPERS from Richard
news.com.com/2100-1001-982854.html?part=dht&tag=ntop

BISHOP SEEKS INTERNET SAINT from Awesome Adam
www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/01/31/internet.saint/index.html

AOL REPORTS FIRST DROP IN SUBSCRIBERS from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/867048.asp?0dm=B22BT

HEAVY EARNING WARNINGS from Smell
money.cnn.com/markets/IRC/warnings.html

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BLOG HITS FROM GOOGLE from Drew
Drew writes
andy,
hi, i have written you before... i have the web site which is a comedy site that is basically a blog.
www.drewslife.com

i recently noted the fucked up stuff people search for and end up finding my site... for instance: ak47 lawnmower chipmunk porn skinny bird with nice tits in boxing gloves fuck stories I just impregnated my black neighbors wife pics of olsen twins involved in bukkake the list goes on www.drewslife.com/google.txt

there are a lot of interesting things. for instance a lot of people searched on misspelled words and came to my site. lasbian INCECT SEX

there are more, and i joked on the page that my site was drawing strong suppport from illiterate perverts, but it is an interesting way to get traffic. also if you're bored check out my other redneck blog...
www.drewslife.com/hosscat

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BANDWIDTH SPEED TEST from Brujah
www.bandwidthspeedtest.com/speedtest/index.html

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MORE BLOGGER SECRETS from May Ling Su
May writes
One more thing I forgot to mention, and no one else brought it up either, is
that blog software allows me to update my site even while I'm traveling. I
updated my site from cyber cafes in New York City and from as far away as
Thailand. All I needed was an internet connection and a browser. In
Thailand, the cybercafe I went to had DSL, so I was even able to upload an
image. Check it out at www.maycam.com

A little silly trivia: Jessica from www.StuJessica.net calls her blog
entries "doogies" because her theory is that Doogie Howser MD was the very
first blogger. You remember that TV show, right? It always ended with him at
the computer typing up what he learned from the events in the show.

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ISO POWERTOY from Ben
Ben writes
Right Click ISO burning XP powertoy.
isorecorder.alexfeinman.com/isorecorder.htm

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ADWORDS IS WORKING AS WELL AS REGULAR LISTING from Dan
Dan writes
I have some more comments about Google Adwords. After this last Google
update (started on the day of the SuperBowl, one of my sites has #1, #2,
and/or #3 placement in the non-paid SERPs across the entire range of my
targeted keywords in a competitive area (non-porn). I have started to
compare the traffic I'm getting from these listings to the traffic I'm
getting from Adwords. Even when I factor in the additional top listings in
AOL and Yahoo that come along with getting top ranking in Google, I'm

getting more hits from my Adwords than from the regular SERPs. My
clickthrough ration on my Adwords has gone up above 3%. I don't know if
anyone else is experiencing this, but it certainly suprised me!

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BLOG PROMOTES PLAYBOY SITE from Richard
Richard writes
You may have seen this. It is done by Playboy. It is an interesting way to promote porn with blogs.
www.xposethewhoremaster.com/
www.xposethewhoremaster.com/blogger/blog.php

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CGI SCRIPT FOR PAYSITES from sign_bldr
aMember Professional 1.8 $100
cgi-central.net/scripts/amember/

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MOSQUITO MAGNET
www.mosquitomagnet.com

LA REVE - LATEST VEGAS HOTEL BY STEVE WYNN from Bruce
Bruce writes
Le Reve sounds interesting, but I think time will tell. I'm not sure I like the location, but Vegas seems to re-invent itself every few years and it will be close to the Venetian. Also, Wynn is hiding the casino from the street behind an eight story man-made mountain. This is in sharp contrast to his other casinos that had massive, and expensive, displays, eg. volcanoes and elaborate fountains, to grab people's attention. btw, Wynn did a follow-up interview after this article came out. Basically he wanted to say that he wasn't forced out of Mirage Resorts.
tinyurl.com/5alt
www..skyscrapers.com/english/wm/bu/?id=148616

GURU OF GIF
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MAKE PHP APPEAR AS HTML TO THE SPIDERS from 6foot4
6foot4 asks
Does php inserted code.... get read by the search engines?
Example.... I build a table with links to different sites on it..... then insert it using php with the inlude tag... and put it on my site. Will the engine read this and spider the links?

Andy writes
it wont...they say they will but it never works right. I have written about this a couple times. There is a trick you do in apache or in php to make the pages appear as a static html and this fools the engines. I do not know how to do it though...I have to ask craig

Craig the programmer writes
All you need to do is add the lines below to the virtual host...then all .html files will run through the php parser
AddType application/x-httpd-php .html

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BUILDING A SHUTTLE BOX IN CANADA ON THE CHEAP
My oldest friend up in canada wanted to new box and I made him this parts list for a cheap shuttle at $1650 canadian

CASE $485
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=1&sku=8305

CPU $330
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?sku=7734

HD $140
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?sku=7510

MONITOR $330
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=5187

FLOPPY $25
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=1712

KEY $10
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=6160

MOUSE $30
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=5997

OS $150
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=5997

RAM you could go 256k $100
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?sku=6040

CD (no writer - get later) $50
www.ncix.com/canada/productdetail.php?tab=2&sku=5947

$1650 Done

drawbacks are that the case is one level down and not the intel chipset. There is No CD burner and ram is a light 256. All of this can be upgraded easily later.

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MY NEW VACUUM
the wife and I are hard on vacuums. Our house is all mexican pavers or santillo tile and that beats the crap out of m vacuums. This week I decide to check out Oreck Commercial with a manly man RRR RRR RRRRRR. Just ordered up the 10 pound badboy backpack! The dirt is going to run in terror when it sees me and the wife whipping in with this pro level machine!
www.commercial.oreck.com/prod_more_info_backpack.html

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NASTY DOLLARS NOW ALLOWS CUSTOM TOURS
Nasty just added a new week ago the the front-end specialists will love. You know have the ability to make your own tour MYOT.

Ernesto writes
Are you ready to take your ND promotion to the next level? Then consider the possibility of making your own tours. Making your own tour for an ND site gives you the ability to combine exclusive amateur content with a front end that a surfer has never seen before. Some of our top webmasters use this technique to push their sales and conversions through the roof. Below are the dos and don'ts of making your own tours.

Read more about MYOT here
www.nastydollars.com/myot.htm

I think this will be a big hit. We are given the freedom to make the front-end of your choice and can now test it against their best fronts.

$5000 + $7,000 IN JANUARY
Here are my two accounts. I continue to use nasty dollars. I test them against the best sponsors. With my traffic streams, they continue to achive more signups at the end of the day
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trix.sexswap.com/gifs/nastyjan2.gif

Signup today and give nasty dollars a try!
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