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| SexSwap 12.26.2002
no.277 News Tips Trix This is the almost weekly SexSwap News-Tips-Trix and it goes to all members of SexSwap and SexSwap2 and AsianSwap and GaySexSwap and SexSwap2000 Banner Exchanges. It contains information on SexSwap, Porn, Tips'n'Trix, and software reviews for the adult webmaster. I perform all literary stunts without the use of nets, safety-cables, spell checkers, or grammar fixers, and this tends to leave the reader in a state of bewilderment...you will get used to it. REMOVAL INSTRUCTIONS ->To
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copy ads. I'd like your help with a test. I don't need money, and I
don't need liquor (its only 3:43PM). I need your CLICK. Will you click
this next url for me. On the following page is a counter. Dangerous
Dan and I want to show the world that the lower $99 sexsap ad, is really
a force to be reckoned with I just have a sneaky suspicion
that the webmasters "in the know" bottom feed and read this
ad and maybe, just maybe, will click this link I am about to show you
a second time Do you know that Joe Girard
(World's Greatest Salesmane) in his book "How to Sell Anything
to Anybody", says "you must ask for the sale six times" Six times he says! That is
why most porn sites have so many banners and link! We ask for the sale
"six times". I better get moving. I need to ask the third
time. If you have a mouse with a pointer, could you maybe click here
for a second. I promise that it is not painful. In a sexswap long copy ad,
you can WRITE YOUR LIPS OFF and this allows you to ask for the sale...not
once, not twice, but six times Do you remember the OLD SHAMELESS PLUGS? They were ten words in the title, and ten words in thebody and a link. Let me show you how restrictive the old school style of ads we used to have...and this is what most newsletters sell....this sucks -> CLICK HERE TO MAKE THIS COUNTER
COUNT there just is not enough space to ask for the sale six times in that type of ad. With our sexswap news LONG COPY "write your lips off" for a stinking $99, you have teh ability to give the nitty gritty kitty litter details about the products and services you have to offer. You can describe even more than one product, and then link to other documentation and pictures and signup areas from the long copy ad. I know, it gets kind of embarassing asking for the sale six times. Its like hitting Johnny Q public in the head with a frypan to buy things but that is why Joe Girard is the world's greatest saleman. when you click this link, you will see 2 things.....a white page with some red and black text on it....simple html. And you will see a counter. If you click this link, you can then click the counter icon, and see HOW MANY people clicked the link, which is liek conducting your own marketing research. If you do not click the link...that is ok too...I will tell you the results next week. But you might peee your panties between now and then with the anticipation. Did 7 people click the link? I hope more than 7 click that link. 7 is like $12 a click! Aye carrumba! that would never do. Did 7000 click the link? Hell no...there are only 6000 readers. 7000 and I would also pee my frilly white panties. I am dying to know how many clicked the link! If you click this link and then the counter...you will find truth and happiness. trix.sexswap.com/counter_test.html |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Well, of course, we
had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock
at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel,
worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years,
and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife." Andy |
