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SexSwap 12.19.2002 no.276
News Tips Trix

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This could be the biggest edition of SexSwap News Tips and Trix ever
created. Stories have arrived in extra large numbers. I have been typing my
lips off as different stories have risen to the forefront. There are HELLA
stories below for your reading enjoyment. First, get out the big bob marley
glass and mix up a double Maker's Mark and Diet Coke. Pop up some corn, its
going to be a good long read ;)

A few weeks back I hit you with a 'teaser' that I might have a funny story
to share that old time readers might remember from way back in 1998 when I
took a vegas trip to the adult webmaster show. Yes, this was one of the
rare times when the hermit came out of his cave and partied with
LegendaryLars, MojoMoney, and KidSlick in the fine town of vegas. If you
get the get the Wall Street Journal, check it out tomorrow morning, Page 1

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GURU-O-GIF MAKES PAGE 1 WALL STREET JOURNAL
<the email>
I almost pee'd my panties when the email arrived. It was a man named 'Joe', page 1 writer for the "Wall Street Jornal". Joe wrote "andy-- hi.
i'm a reporter for the wall street journal and i'm working on a story..."

"Sanchy!" I yelled for the wife. We both giggled and howled with glee.

Sanya asked "what does he want to interview you for?"

I was not sure... "let me read a little further and find out."

Perhaps Joe wanted to speak to me about my entrepenerial spirit as
demonstrated with the creation of Swifty Sign. Maybe he enjoyed the stories
of the "Butcher" and wanted to discuss portions of the cobra kitcar
industry. Could it be that he read one of my SexSwap Trix newsletters and
wanted to learn the secrets of finding gold on the web?. Maybe he sees me
as the next "Warren Buffet and wants me to reveal my patenting stock
selection techniques!

Joe's letter continued... " i'm working on a story about flushmate toilets.
i saw a posting on your site about somebody who ran across them at the
monte carlo and ran out and bought two of them. (they were called
"flushmaster" in the posting by guru--is that you?"

<vegas adult webmaster convention>
I was staying at the Monty Carlo, attending the webmaster convention. I
went into the restroom and made a doo doo, and then proceded to flush. This
was no ordinary flush...this was a flush like Niagara Falls!
Kerrrrsplooooshhhh! I thought to myself "wow, this is one damn fine
toilet." For years I had harbored resentment to the sandel wearing
tree-huggers that force everyone to use low volume toilets in order to
"save water", yet we all know this saved no water since we all flush twice!
This Monte Carlo toilet was like a turbo charged water closet. The weekend
continued and each time I used the john, I was fascinated at the extreme
flush action. Finally on sunday, I could not resist...I had to take that
toiler apart. I had to have one of these beauties. I lifted the porcelein
lid and peered slowly inside. I was a little timid since you never know
what you will see inside a toiler. What? There was no water! Inside the
tank could best be described as a canadian beer draft ball. There was a
large pastic tank inside and nothing more. I read every label I could.
Gerber toilet utilizing the Sloan Flushmaster system, all patents pending.

<the toilet>
I returned to Cucamonga and went on the internet. I found Gerber
corporation and called them up. "Gerber...what department" said Nasal Sue,
the operator.

"I'd like to buy a toilet" said the excited young man.

"one toilet sir? Or do you mean one shipping container with 450 units".

"ahhh, just one please..I like your toilets a lot but not 450 units worth."

Nasal Sue was annoyed that I was cutting into her water cooler time and
sent me off to sales. Fortunately a very kind woman took my call. Old Wise
business Marge said in a smoker's voice "Andy, now we don't sell to Johnny
Q Public, so here is what I want you to do...you call up RayMay Plumbing
and Heating, and tell May I sent you....she'll take good care of you".

Sanya and I hopped in the dirty Toyota pickup truck, referred to as a golf
cart by some, and made our way down highway 10 to a little shop near San
Bernardino's restaurant row. Inside we met May, Ray was out on a rotor
rooter call. "May, Marge sent us...she said you will hook us up with them
new fangled, turbo, Niagara Falls sounding Gerber Flushmasters."

May giggled and said "you mean like they use in Vegas?"

My eyes got really big and I smiled "ya! those are the ones!" May said that
Ray's buddy got an entire order for one of the large hotels there, installs
and all and was making bank. May sent us happily on our way with our two
new Gerber Flushmasters.

The toiler works by capturing your homes natural water pressure. Rather
than have water in a bowl that flushes with gravity, the big air tank in
the flushmaster inflates as the water is forced into it at normal house
water pressure. Then when you hit the handle, this water pressure comes
bursting out and into the bowl. Every time I flush I think "take that tree
hugger!"

When I returned from the Vegas webmaster show, I wrote a story about the
toiled in the SexSwap news.
trix.sexswap.com/swap22.html

Joe found my story while searching the internet through google, 5
years later. Joe was just as excited about the toilet as I was. Gus the
programmer also bought a toilet after trying mine and Joe interviewed him
as well! The name 'Andy Dunn' will now go down in history as "the guy with
the turbo toilet".

Wednesdays Wall Street Journals should have the story on the Sloan
Flushmaster. hee hee heee =)

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STORY ON 'KING KARL' OF GAMMA IN NATIONAL POST from Bruce
Bruce sent in a article from the Canadian National Post on King Karl (as I
like to call him). Karl is the founder of Gamma. I met Karl in the early
years of of internet porn through a mutual friend named "Frank". Karl was
working out of his basement and running his one site called Web's Youngest
Women which I think today is called webyoung.com. When I first met him he
was 18 years old and only pulling in about $70,000 a month LOL Since then
Gamma has grown steadily. Gamma is now an unbrella company with 25
employees running paysites, content, free hosting, hosting, TGPs, banner
exchanges, affiate programs, main stream consulting and more! I am proud to
know Karl and feel lucky to have worked with him on several deals over the
years. By the way, Karl is NOT openly gay as they state in the article =)
Karl told me that he refused to take an interview from them because he was
tired and busy. Therefore there is some inaccurate information in the
story.
tinyurl.com/3j8f

It is interesting in that article, I find the author paints a bleak outlook
for the adult industry. He says we need to worry about dish on demand
movies. I disagree. Magazines and movies need to worry about online.
Nothing can touch online adult sites because they offer the following items
1. content updated often weekly
2. movies
3. pictures
4. live video

that is very hard to compete with in traditional media.

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PORN SITES JOIN TOGETHER TO FIGHT VIDEO PATENT SHAKEDOWN from Lars
www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,767313,00.asp

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VEGAS AMATEUR ROUNDTABLE UPDATE AND INFO from Emma
www.nightofadultstars.com/about.html
This should be an excellent event to attend. Emma tells me that last years
event went very well. This years event should be packed! The best thing
about the Amateur Rountabe is that it is HELLA FREE. Yep. Drop by and meet
up with the other amateurs, trade stories and secrets and meet some great
people. Tell Emma I said hi =)

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OBSENITY LAW B.S. from Legendary Lars
Lars sent this in. This is how stupid a legal system can become. There are
flames shooting out my nose
www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/oct97/0458.html

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INTERESTING SEX STATS from David
tinyurl.com/3h3n

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NEW FROOGLE GOOGLE from Richard and Chad
Richard tipped me off to the new beta of Froogle Google! Here is what
Froogle is as descirbed by google :Froogle is a new service from Google
that makes it easy to find information about products for sale online
www.froogle.google.com/

Chad writes
Just thought you might want to let you readers know about this cool new
feature Google has....Froogle. (You may have already seen it). It
searches actual products on websites and even puts a little thumbnail
next to the searches. Check it out:
froogle.google.com/froogle?q=the+sims
froogle.google.com/

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AFFILIATE HYJACKERS from Greg
affiliatesifter.com/Articles/article101.htm

Greg writes
What I found out by talking to my lawyers is that this practice can fall
under copyright infringement because a website is a created thing under the

ownership of the creator. All links, maps etc. To alter the function of a
website is a copyright infringement and also may fall under restriction of
trade, interference with trade and a bunch of other things. As of right
now,
I wouldn't wanna be the guys who made these programs cause they're probably

gonna face charges so massive they'll be in jail til Windows 3000 comes
out.

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AOL WINS $7M AGAINST ADULT SPAMMER from Brujah
$25,000 fine for each day of spamming.
tinyurl.com/3lpb

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

BLIND LEADING THE BLIND TGP TALK from Herman
RE: SHUTTLE SS51G MINI COMPUTER CASE CHASSIS from Joe
TRUSTWALL HTTP PROXY from Shep
NEW NETSCAPE POPS THE POPUPS from Craig
MORE ON CANADIAN GST from Anon
TIPS TO MAKE INTERNET SHOPPING SAFE AND SECURE from Joe
FUTURE OF SPAM from Evil Chris
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY PAYSITE from Mark

MORE NEWS
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GOOGLE SEARCH TRENDS FOR 2002 from Robert
www.google.com/press/zeitgeist2002.html

CODE CRACKING FIRM FOUND NOT GUILTY from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/848690.asp?0bl=-0

SWEET ENTERTAINMENT GROUP BUSTED - RUMORS OF MODEL ABUSE
tinyurl.com/3f7z
tinyurl.com/3f7t

MOVIE INDUSTRY TARGETS 9 VENDORS ON EBAY from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/845943.asp?0bl=-0

DSL GROWTH T RECORD HIGH from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/845913.asp?0bl=-0

PRIVATE MEDIA GROUP TO LAUNCH ADULT CONTENT CHIP from Allen
biz.yahoo.com/prnews/021209/lam074_1.html

FAKE EBAY SHUT DOWN from sign_bldr
msn.com.com/2100-1106-976862.html

BIGGER WEB ADS COMING from Richard
news.com.com/2100-1023-976933.html?part=dht&tag=ntop

DVD CODE BREAKING TRIAL ENDS from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/848173.asp?0dm=B13JT

ELABORATE CREDIT CARD FRAUD STILL WORKS from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/844216.asp?0dm=T278T

SPAM OVERTAKING REGULAR EMAIL from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/846241.asp?0dm=T258T

NEW NETSCAPE BLOCKS THE POPUP from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/847133.asp?0dm=T228T

FAKE ESCROW SITE SCAM WIDENS from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/846795.asp?0bl=-0

NEW SLICK INTERNET PHONE SERVICE from Joe
slate.msn.com/?id=2075534

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ANNOUNCING CASH MOUNTAIN

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Merry Christmas

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TRIX
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BLIND LEADING THE BLIND TGP TALK from Herman
Herman writes
Do you know how these guys are getting signups through their TGP galleries
postings? I sent a bunch of galleries with one banner in the middle of the
pics and out of 4000 views last month, I got 50 hits to the banner and no
sign-ups. I'm jealous, confused, and frustrated.

Andy writes
TGP is a game I am not very good at. I have studied it a little, but I
might of made 1-2 sinups max. It is a tricky game and takes a while to
learn. I can tell you how I think it is played....but it is what I have
heard...not what I have done. This is a little like the blind leading the
blind so I'll add this to the newsletter and hopefull some old pros will
write in =D

1. submit to 500 - 1000 smaller TGPs a day
2. submit 2-4 times a day on galleries that will allow it
3. continue doing this forever
4. find cheap bandwidth....very key

there is a delay in TGP submission acceptance and so your posts overlap. It
takes about a month to get to full speed since this is how slow many TGPs
are to approve your galleries. Now some people I know like free signup
programs over regular ones...perhaps it is easy to get emails for $1, then
it is to get signups with a CC for $35

some people play it like this

1. submit to 10-12 giant TGPs each day where they have priority placement
do to business relationships
3. continue doing this forever
4. find cheap bandwidth.

there are some other tips that help get gallries accepted. I don't know all
the unwritten rules but some are

1. fresh content is better
2. more pics are better than few
3. only one or two banners
4. 3 TGP link icons
5. most will not accept free hosting or banner echanges banners or popups
6. cleaner is better
7. certain words are not even allowed like 'free'

that info may give you a start. Again, I am very weak at the TGP game so
keep asking around. One place I hang out to learn is Craig The Programmer's
TGPwizards.
www.tgpwizards.com

His site makes it very easy to submit galleries to hundreds of TGPs each
day. I feel the key is daily routine and repetition. You must post daily to
get the overlapping effect and maximum hits. Bandwidth is the demon that
has to be controlled as it is the biggest cost.

I think your signup rates will be low like water and so maybe shoot for
1/5000 or 1/10,000, but don't quote me on that. Any old school TGP pros
want to add anything to this? Please email me andy@lips.com Please tell me
I have my head up my ass if I do :)

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RE: SHUTTLE SS51G MINI COMPUTER CASE CHASSIS from Joe
Joe writes
I love my SS51G! I picked one up from www.newegg.com for $300 a couple
months ago.

Specs:
- P4 1.6 Ghz "A" (northwood). Overclocked to 2.13 Ghz ($125)
- 512MB Corsair XMS2700 Cas 2 DDR ($175)
- Albatron TI4200P 128MB DDR. Overclocked to 275Mhz GPU, 550Mhz DDR =
TI4400 ($150)
- Maxtor 80GB 7200RPM ATA-133, 8MB Cache ($135)
- Samsung 32x12x40 CR-RW, DVD Combo ($120, Normally $160 Samsung Promofor
Edu. Parnters)
- Windows XP Pro SP1 ($50 - Microsoft's "Go Pro!" Promo for Edu & Business)
- Samsung 19" CRT monitor - ($150, Normally $230 Samsung Promo for Edu
Partners)

MadOnion's PC Mark:
CPU - 5360
Memory - 5650
HD - 922

MadOnion's 3DMark 2001 SE - 11001

I went to an UT2K3/Q2/Q3/Half Life LAN tourney at a local BestBuy/CompUSA
event with this box. Until I powered it up, It was called a pussy's box, I
was even called a faggot for bringing the system to the event. Most
people's eyes light up and were like "WOW that's a computer?" Here these
guys are lugging around with their custom Antec Server towers that weigh
80lbs.+ to every game room and I've got my little ~8lb. computer that fits
in my backpack.

I have 4 other systems, 2 Athlon XP 1600+'s @ 1750 MHz (the cpus are under
$60!), Dual P3 700s @ 933 MHz, and an the original 550 MHz Slot 1 Athlon @
700 Mhz (all on Asus boards) I love putting together, overclocking and
tinkering with PCs.

The SS51G was by far the coolest one to put together and tinker with.
Shuttle is also releasing an Intel 845 version and I have heard rumors of
another one for the Athlon XP running with the 333 MHz FSB.

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TRUSTWALL HTTP PROXY from Shep
www.gnu.org/directory/security/net/TrustWall.html

DEPLOYING SQUID
www.isp-planet.com/equipment/squid_deploy.html

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NEW NETSCAPE POPS THE POPUPS from Craig
Craig writes
The new netscape apparently now has an anti-popup feature
zdnet.com.com/2100-1104-977767.html

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MORE ON CANADIAN GST from Anon
Anon writes
We ran into the same problem, and we kicked revenue
Canada's butt. It can be done, although we are a
smaller company and could change our sites around to
get them off our butts.

Tell people to read the rulings very closely. It
actually tells you what you must, and must not charge
GST on. Took me and my wife about a year to figure it
out, but Revenue Canada ruled in our favor

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TIPS TO MAKE INTERNET SHOPPING SAFE AND SECURE from Joe
www.msnbc.com/news/847135.asp

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FUTURE OF SPAM from Evil Chris
Evil Chris writes
interesting thread
www.xnations.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1221
www.atnewyork.com/news/article.php/1555831
www.internetnews.com/index.php/4491

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WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY PAYSITE from Mark
Mark writes
Hey Andy, just got back from vacation and found this little ditty in my
inbox. Checked my account, and low and behold, it's been suspended.
Good Christ, these monkeys at iBill are getting fucking ridiculous. I
just forked over the $750 VISA processing fee to them, too =(
I'm looking for your advice... from here, I can go one of three routes.

1) Start up again with another processor
2) Ditch the paysite and get back into the freesite game (ugh).
3) Sell off my site and get out of the game entirely.

Option 1 doesn't sound bad, but what other processor would I go with?
Am I going to start up again and just get fucked in the ass again?

Option 2... I just don't have the time. I still work my day job =)

Option 3... what the hell is a paysite worth? Who buys them? Figure
I'm doing about 50k/year in business, no content expenses, just
bandwidth (paying $300/month or so at Janey's). I have a referral
program but that's a tiny fraction of my business, so it's mostly
all profit.

www.celebshop.com/ BTW, I know I've swapped mails
with you a few times over the years.

Andy writes

Option 1
I think this will be the best option. yes it is painful but this has
happend to many paysites over the years and you have to roll with the
punches. Also, you want to move fast to not lose a billing cycle

Option 2
I like this but only certain people like this AND you would lose your
billing cycle so I do not think it is as good of a choice as #1

Option 3
I think it is much harder to sell sites that people think. You could try
this. I do not think you will get what you want. Maybe if you knew an
interested party...you could see. Paying customers have worth and proving
daily traffic has worth but this is a tough option.

Mark writes
Would you recommend any particular processor? I'd go with CCBill but
I think they are the most likely to have the same problem down the
road... I've heard plugs for globill.com and some of the smaller,
independent
outfits, just worried about getting screwed!
As far as selling the site, the input I've received thus far is that the
site
isn't worth nearly as much without members. If I want to get a respectable
amount for it, I'd have to go with option #1 and build things back up.

Andy writes
I think you should be prepared for this to happen once a year or so. Most
large paysites have multiple billing accounts for protection when this
happens. I think both CCbill and Globill are good firms to work with

When selling a site, I personally value sites at MEMBERS X $25. Take your
total members and multiply it by $25 and I find sites are worth
that..assuming no magical never ending traffic. This number is generally
much smaller than people are thinking. How did I pull this number out of my
ass? Figure out what you think the average customer is worth. Generally it
is $50-$65. If the site is stable and not growing or declining, then your
customers, on average, are halfway through the billing cycle and this means
that 50% of the revenue is still to come. If I want to break even on buying
those customers, they are worth 50% of $50-$65 each. If a site has
hardware, and content...that is worth a little but not much. If a site has
a magical traffic stream...that is worth money but very few sites have
that.

Spend $1000 and get running again fast. I am assuming you have members you
are rebilling and so days lost is money lost. If you have no members...then
I would again look at #2...but that is just me. I personally do not like
the headaches of paysites. Paysites can become a ball and chain. My theory
is that many affiliate programs PAY more than they make and then make it up
on volume. Lets say a customer is worth $60. Many affiliate programs pay
$40. You now tell me who makes more? I say the traffic barons make $40 and
the paysite owner makes $20. I rather make $40. The trouble with being a
traffic man or woman is that it is a "daily grind" and you must pan for
gold each and every day relentlessly...with paysites..you can coast more
because of the steady billing.

INTERESTING
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PORN CHARITY EVENT FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION from Emmy
Emma writes
A very worthy cause, mixing porn with charity.
www.nightofadultstars.com/about.html
If anyone would like to sponsor, or donate merchandise, talent etc, please
have them contact me
emma@naughtyniche.com

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MORE SIMS ONLINE IN THE NEWS from Bruce
tinyurl.com/3j8t

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XP BASED VIDEO SURVEILANCE from Joe
www.winxpnews.com/

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LINUX LINKS from Shep
Shep writes
Engineering's MIM module (aprs) pcr1000 try doing a few searches with this
set of words- that pc would get linked to a gps system and you could have a
dot on the map that is you....the homebrewed sideband, 'freebanding'
www.bsrg.org/
www..askdirect.co.uk/search/ICOM_ICPCR1000.html
ssdl.stanford.edu/mims/

another decent linux help index but alas config and 'best practices' are
left out for various distros inevitably; at some point you are left on your
own....but a db could track all this sim to bugtracking groupware.
shirky.com/writings/privacy_p2p.html
www.linux-mag.com/auth..html (same content)

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HISTORY SWEEP from Legendary Lars
www.historysweep.com/

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HONDA UNVEILS SMARTER ROBOT from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/846157.asp?0dm=B13LT

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FARTINGDOG HARMONICS from 6foot4
www.gibbleguts.com/harmonics/

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CYBER BEGGING from sign_bldr
www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/12/12/tech.panhandling.reut/index.html


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TA-TU from Bruce
Bruce writes
here's something: Being hyped a being big in the coming year, t.A.T.u. is a
lesbian singing duo aimed at the Brittney Spears crowd. The porn crowd
would like them, too
www.ta-tu.net/

GURU OF GIF
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NIGERIAN SCAM 3.0 from Charles
www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,56829,00.html

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SURVIVOR BRIAN THE PORN STAR, IS ATTACKED BY WIFE C.C. from Craig
www.nypost.com/entertainment/51531.htm

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SEXSWAP $99 LONG-COPY ADS SELL BETTER
At SexSwap news, each week we offer 3 ad slots (top, middle, and bottom). I
have always followed the wisdom of the Guru of Advertising "David Ogilvy".
Ogilvy knew that long copy sells better than short copy. Here are some
quick David Ogilvy tips
www.profitadvisors.com/ogilvy.shtml

Long copy simply means that you write a lot of information about the
product or service you are selling. You tell the consumer the details about
your product. We have no text limit on our 3 ads. We want advertisers to
get their money's worth and to be able to tell webmasters why we should buy
their product and how it is going to benefit us.

SexSwap news is read by 6000 webmasters weekly via email and the web. Rumor
has it that one or two staffers of the Wall Street Journal even glance at a
copy now and then =)

We still have two spotsopen next week and January is wide open with first
come, first servered...and this means you get to pick which of the three
spots you want. If you ae interested, email my main man "Dangerous Dan" and
he will give you availability date, billing, and he will pencil you in

email daniel@gammae.com

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