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The vegas emals have started to arrive! The big January show will be here before you know it. Hell no I am not going...I keep telling you I'm a hermit in a cave! =) But it sounds like everyone is gearing up and getting ready for the huge event! Now is your chance...do you have a bash or secret party you want to reveal to the readers of SexSwap? Send it in and I will post it at the top of next weeks letter to keep people informed about the cool show events.

ok, I want to get right into the stories :)

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THE INTERNET JUGGERNAUT IS BACK BABY
"An overwhelming, advancing force that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path"

Yes! The dot com blow out was a flat tire on the path, but folks, we are back! Today's page2 of IBD had the title story "Party Like Its 1999?" and goes on to say that "internet stocks are leading the current stock rallly!"

check this out more frere

EBAY HO HO HO ALL THE WAY TO BANK from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/836282.asp

AMAZON DELIGHT-O-METER
I am always flapping my lips off about amazon, and so here is a one week picture of how they are doing. See this story from November 12, 2002 08:45:00 AM ET
Amazon.Com Launches Third Annual Holiday Delight-O-Meter; More Than 8 Million Items Already Ordered from Amazon.com Sites Worldwide This Holiday Season
tinyurl.com/2n17

so on November 12, they were at 8,000,000. Today when I am typing this sentence, it is November 19, 12:00pm west. so for the sake of math ease, call it a week. The Delight-O-Meter right now is at
15,065,130

get out your calculator....we have a lot of work ahead =) hee hee haa. I promise...fun easy math. First...I want you to reach into your butt and pull a number out...what is the average order at Amazon? Man, it has to damn well be $20...maybe $30 or $40. But we want to be conservative...so pull a number, I will go $25. Now get out the calculator....Yes Janice, you can use Excel if you want to be a keener....ok Jenny, you can use that windows bundled calculator thing.

do this
15,065,130 - 8,000,000 =
whats the answer?

7,000,000 and change!

ok, we have one last toughy
7,000,000 x $25 =

did you just shit your pants? I did. Call it at least $175,000,000 in a week. Call $200M. I mean like WOW. If that is not great internet e-commerce news, than I don't know what is.

There is NO stopping the internet juggernaut.

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GOOGLE - HOW MANY PAGES OF MY SITE ARE INDEXED
Here is a google trick I just made up. Some of you may already do it and there are a few ways to actually do this. How do you know if your site has been indexed by google, and what pages did it find? Good question. I'll tell you the hard way first.

No.1
Go to the google "free search for websites" (an area I have always loved for sites) and get a login if you don't already have one.
www.google.com/services/free.html

In the top area called Site Search Option, enter your site url here
Enter domain(s) (ex. google.com):

then hit tab and in green letters, Google will say "There are approximately 27 pages for www.foo.com in our index" and so there you now know how many pages goole has indexed for your url.

No.2
There are two easier ways to do this. Go into advanced search
www.google.com/advanced_search?hl=en

In the Domain ex. google.com , enter your domain, no www
then enter something in the "without the words" blue area...like 'SantaCaus' or 'zaazaazing", a word not in your site and click search and you will see the many pages of your domain indexed.

No.3
now for the pro level =) In the regular google search box type this
-zaazaazing site:foo.com

where zaazaa is not a word on your site and foo.com is your site. Click search and again, there are all the pages that have been spidered on your site and are in the google giant index. I was suprised to find that some of my domains had 2000 pages! and others had never been indexed. =) cool stuff.

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PORNHOLIO SEEKS ALLIES IN VIDEO PATENT DEFENSE CASE
I just got an email from pornholio and so I asked Bangwang if I could publish this letter for them in the email. Any of you old folks in adult know that adult sites have been transmitting video since 95 or earlier. Even so, patent lawyers make claims and now it seems that acaciaresearch believes they have the patent on user controlled video transmission. If anyone reading this has been threatened, or feels threatened, you may want to join together to present a unified defense. Here is the email with more detailed info

It has come to our attention that a company known as Acacia Media
www.acaciaresearch.com/index_dmt.html
has targeted our industry for patent infringement lawsuits based on a claim
they have a patent on all video transmission which is user controlled. This
type of intimidating litigation has become a new fad aimed at small internet
businesses. (see youmaybenext.com) We are proposing to fight this
practice with a unified defense using the same lawyers and experts. Holio's
attorney Saul Reiss will attempt to coordinate this effort on behalf of
anyone who is faced with threats and or litigation from Acacia. If you receive any such claim, please contact him at 310-360-8840. If you already have a lawyer handling this case, please have your attorney contact Mr. Reiss.

Holio.net

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Craig the programmer and I have popper gnutella urls until we are blue in the face :) And we have yet to make 35 cents between the two of us. We have fiddled with Mutella, faddled with Gnut, and mucked about with BearShare. Here is the new problem as I see it. BearShare seems to dominate P2P and then now include a media preview window in their clients. When an url popper movie is viewed in the client window, there is NO pop and the movie freezes or pauses.

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PORN AND FED STORIES IN THE NEWS

PORN BUSTS AND WHITE COLLAR PORN from Legendary Lars
www.bigjweb.com/michnews/200211163682463pastor.asp

WOMAN GETS ONE YEAR FOR OBSENITY from Legendary Lars
enquirer.com/editions/2002/11/06/loc_dute06.html

BIG BUSINESS WHITE COLLAR PORN from Legendary Lars
www.insightmag.com/news/320491.html

ACLU FIGHTS LAW ON OBSENITY
lists.jammed.com/politech/2002/05/0112.html

GOVERMENT PLANS TO MINE OUR PRIVACY from aclu
www.aclu.org/Privacy/Privacy.cfm?ID=11323&c=130

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

DEVIANT PC WATER COOLED VIDEO CARD from Alex
TGP TIPS from Stew
RE: TGP ADVENTURES from Joe
VEGAS TIPS FOR FIRST TIMERS IN JAN
RE: VPN from Richard
GREAT BOOK COVER MAKER from James
HTACCESS LIMITER from James

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A VERY SCARY PICTURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON
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tinyurl.com/2rfo

ALTA VISTA ON A COME BACK from Charles
www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,56335,00.html

LIBRARY FILTERING DEBATE HEATS UP
www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,56355,00.html

FTC SUES 6 IN SPAM EMAIL ROUND-UP from Charles
tinyurl.com/2omz

GATEWAY UNDER SEC INVESTIGATION from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/835509.asp

PEE WEE AND FERRIS BUELLER PRINCIPLE CHARGED from sign_bldr
www.guelphmercury.com/entertainment/e111534A.html
www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10848,00.html?tnews
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DEVIANT PC WATER COOLED VIDEO CARD from Alex
Alex writes
You might like this project, I haven't seen this done before.
www.deviantpc.com/articles/gf4wcp3/index.shtml

Andy writes
man, that was one crazy project...did you see the guys final picture?
www.deviantpc.com/articles/gf4wcp3/p5.shtml

there is a whole world of undergound water cooler folks.The stuff scares me since its damn easy to get a water leak or condensation, and they you have water and electricity and boom. best case is the PC fries and worst case is you start a fire or electrocute yourself :)

here are some of the water sites at the cooler guys
www.1coolpc.com/water.htm
www.plycon.com/water/koolgear.htm
www.plycon.com/water/koolexos.htm
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TGP TIPS from Stew
Stew
It takes time and experimentation to figure out which tgps are the best to post to. A good balance between the hits and the clickthroughs and conversions is vital. When I first started submitting galleries I was so happy I almost soiled myself getting accepted by the bigger TGPs. That was when I was using free servers. Since getting my own domains and paying bandwidth costs I have done a 180 on it. And it only took me one page to come to that conclusion. If you're using a free server though it's different.

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RE: TGP ADVENTURES from Joe
Joe writes
Funny story about he hun posts. Hope it didn't cost you too much money
though. I think everyone has that happen to them once who gets into tgp
submitting.

You wrote about building a box with a Celeron cpu. Why Celeron? Aren't
those slower for graphics and games?

Andy writes
I just wanted to start with a cheap server...it is not for my daily box...and it is easy to upgrade to P4 when I want to make it more robust...$60.95 ..cant beat that with a sharp stick for cheapness on a 1.7 gig and so I can live with that for a while. The box is mainly to feel out XP for the time being.

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VEGAS TIPS FOR FIRST TIMERS IN JAN
it is almost that time of year for the big adult webmaster convention in vegas and I have started to get some emails on what to do there. Here are some of my tips. It would all depend on what you are looking for so keep that in mind..this is just an opinion..

many of the bar parties are packed or too loud to make new friends..so if you want to meet people...try events like some of these. I would also say to try and do events the first day or early so you make friends early on and then can meet up with them more the second and third days.

1. the golf event or ones like it....quiet fun and you meet a lot of nice folks out on the greens...a better way to meet people

2. private room parties.....sometimes you can find smaller amateur parties....I had a lot more fun at those than the big parties since you meet people and get to say high.

3. vegas shows with a small group of 8 or so. if you can hook up with a bunch of cats and see BlueMan group or Cirq De Soleil, you will have a super time and make strong business relationships with a small tight group.

there are plenty of big ego parties....they turn me off...invite only...what crap. I say try to find he events that are not dark and loud and you will meet people and have fun....then later get hammered if you like that and go to one or two of those parties.

and if you have neer been to vegas...I think you are in for a treat..it is a wild ride. My recommendation...I like the adult casinos....I hate the "family ones"

avoid the kid hot spots
circus circus
new york new york
excalibur

try the hipster spots like these...they have a sexier, nicer clientelle
venetian
monte carlo
bellagio
rio
paris

caesars...ok if you have a grandma fetish :) an older high roller crowd

the coolest spot...mandalay bay ...if there is a boxing event...damn cool spot to be...great casino...great cleintelle. I would try to stay at the hotel the event is at to save time and then venture out in cabs.


Kendra writes
ironically i just got back from vegas 2 days ago.. was at the luxor
>hotel.. wouldnt stay there again.

Andy writes
ya, I have a love hate relationship with the luxor...I like it but it feels more and more tacky each time I am there and the kid level keeps rising...but I have to say I have a soft spot for it...one neat thing about it is that it connects directly to Mandalay

Kendra writes
im not really looking to make "friends" .. but more so to get ideas and find new context and stuff.

Andy adds
well right....but I mean....to cut deals, you have to socialize and talk shop....that seems best to be done in smaller group parties...where the loud drink fests...I dont think much deal making gets done.

Kendra adds
if those things can be found there great.. if its more of a social event that half nakkid girls hang over bald over weight guys.. no thanks

Andy banters
there is certainly a lot of that but I think you can pick and choose the events that you want to find.

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RE: VPN from Richard
Richard writes
I read about the guys trying to do remote work and vpn's. Have them look at this. It works quite well. On any platform and it is free.
www.uk.research.att.com/vnc/index.html

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GREAT BOOK COVER MAKER from James
James writes
I dont know if you know of this one or not.
www.groundbreak.com/graphics.html

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TOM MSN SEARCH WORDS from sign_bldr
sign_bldr writes
I just notice on MyMSN ( its a custom startup page)
on the left side, the navigation tool bar, TOP searches on MSN's network

MSN Search
Hot Searches
meteor shower
Emma Watson
Tom Felton
Daniel Radcliffe
Thanksgiving crafts

Top Search Movers
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie
Thanksgiving recipes
WWE
Lord of the Rings
Weather Channel

I never noticed this before...

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HTACCESS LIMITER from James
James writes
www.groundbreak.com/cgi-bin/demo/htaccess/htaccess.cgi
it creates an .htaccess file that restricts certain countries to your website.

INTERESTING
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Steve writes
a little php magic ;-)
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www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=AWI
www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=your+hot+boobs
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JEFF ON SURVIVOR INTERVIEW
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FUN AND INTERESTING SITE - MOVIE MISTAKES from Craig the Programmer
www.moviemistakes.com

GURU OF GIF
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FIGHT MONTH - 3 WEEKS OF HUGE FIGHT ACTION
this is a peeee poooo kind of exciting month for the hermit in the cave who loves pay per view boxing and mixed martial arts. Get out your calendar and a red market since we have days to check off

RUSSEL CROW KO'D IN THE FIRST
first, did you hear about the Russel Crow BRAWL at a fancy london restaurant? Crow was not acting very nice, and punched some tycoon twice. The tycoon trains with David Tua's boxing coach and sent Crow to the canvas!
tinyurl.com/2t9x

FRIDAY NOV 22 -> UFC 40 FROM VEGAS
www.ufc.tv/Index1.asp
Ken Shamrock Vs Tito Ortiz
10PM east coast - 7pm west
the most anticipate mixed martial arts fight in years. At the MGM grand. Hot tip...go to the Rio after the fight and join the New York Bad Ass for a huge UFC after party.

SATURDAY NOV 23 -> BOXING GATTI VS WARD
their first fight was the most brutal amazing fight ever! The two lads are even kind of friends but they are both relentless. Irish Micky Ward vs Aurturo Gotti could shape up to be anotheer shocking barn burner.
10pm east - 7pm west
www.hbo.com/boxing/

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 24 PRIDE FROM JAPAN
If you are in Japan, check out PRIDE fighting championships!
9pm east - 6 pm west
www.pridefc.com/

FRIDAY NOV 30 -> BOXING DAVID TUA
David Tua, the human fire hydrant and devistating puncher, returns to the ring
www.lasvegassun.com/from.ed/2000/nov/09/photos/P000040072.jpg
www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2111304a1823,00.html

DECEMBER 7 HBO BOXING KLITCHKO
(HBO) Wladimir Klitschko (39-1) vs. Jameel McCline (28-2-3)
the russian will work his magic once again

DECEMBER 14 BOXING HOLYFIELD VS BYRD
Evander Holyfield vs Chris Byrd
Old man Evander will come out once again and lay the smack down

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hello you slyboots bottom fishers :) I will say that I know daniel has one ad left for next week letter and only one. Then the week after, there is also one ad spot left. This is your chance to slide in the back door and grab a spot when others are not looking. I am talking about the sexswap LONG COPY ads where advertisers are allowed to write their lips off. Give readers the full skinny on your project or service. dangerous dan's secret email is daniel@gammae.com drop him a note and he will pencil you in, like flynn.