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SexSwap 8.1.2002 no.256
News Tips Trix

This is the almost weekly SexSwap News-Tips-Trix and it goes to all members of SexSwap and SexSwap2 and AsianSwap and GaySexSwap and SexSwap2000 Banner Exchanges. It contains information on SexSwap, Porn, Tips'n'Trix, and software reviews for the adult webmaster. I perform all literary stunts without the use of nets, safety-cables, spell checkers, or grammar fixers, and this tends to leave the reader in a state of bewilderment...you will get used to it.

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If I haven't scared you away and you are interested in purchasing traffic from us, please email daniel@gammae.com and he'll continue with scheduling and billing. If you have more questions, please feel free to email daniel or me andy@lips.com

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This week is sort of cool since several people wrote in to reveal the mysteries of the "MPEG URL POPPER". Kevin was first to write in with the solution on the MPEG url popper. He said that our old pal "Awesome Adam" told him the pro-level trick that a few folks are using as a work around to perform this manouver. It is sly =) Check it out in the trix section. Several people wrote in with the same solution after Kevin...I want to thank everyone who contributed great thoughts and tips.

If you have an Nvidia video card installed, check out Jason's trick where he found an nvidia 3D satellite world viewer...very slick! There is a 30 day free trial. I couldn't run it on my computer since I have an ATI card write now so I visited Jack the neighbor and we fired it up. It was freaking awesome. I have tried otehr satellite image viewers and even written about them, but this is by far the best. It is 3D and it is like flying around in your own airplane. You can also type in exact addresses. It is damn fun.

FLORIDA INTERNEXT EXPO SHOW AUG 9-11, 2002
www.internext-expo.com/

PARTY SCHEDULE
www.internext-expo.com/html/parties/parties.shtml

ROUNDTABLE SCHEDULE
www.internext-expo.com/html/seminars/roundtable_sch.shtml

LEGENDARY LARS WILL BE WORKING HIS MAGIC
And if you go to the show, don't forget to look for my main man "Legendary Lars"! He will be mingling with the crowds and cutting backroom deals. If you have questions on the secrets of "traffic", find Lars and buy him some dinner or an ale or maybe a surfboard to bribe the secrets from his lips =) Check out Lar's new site...it's hella slick
www.legendarylars.com

BANGWANG WILL BE WORKING HIS MAGIC
Bangwang, professional poker player who pretends porn is his real income, just ICQd me that he will be there as well. If you are near the "Pornholio" booth, drop in and say hi. I used to leave KidSlick's poker parties about $300 lighter when Bangwang was dealing =)

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ICANN FORCED TO OPEN SECRET RECORDS from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/787219.asp?0bl=-0

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HIGH SPEED INTERNET GROWTH ON FIRE
this was in last week's IBD
The number of high speed internt net users grew 80% this year. That is simply HUGE growth rates.

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IMLIVE.COM - VIDEO EXPERTS LIVE from sign_bldr
imlive.com/homepage.asp

sign-bldr just sent that in. I do not expect it to make it. maybe it will but the typed word is more efficient at finding answers. I will be interested to see if this is around a year from now. Now how about this...for porn content...why not pay a girl to be like a "sex therapist" live on your site...maybe a few hours a day to start. Think it would get attention? The members could ask questions and the girl could field them with honest and open advice etc.? hmmm, maybe not...seems just like ImLive. Type seems to work better for these things I think.

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

MPEG URL PUSH from Darren
SEARCH ENGINE IP LISTS from Dan
AWESOME ADAM'S MPEG URL POPPER from Kevin
K.A. ALSO REVEALS THE MPEG URL POPPER
AWESOME NVIDIA 3D EARTH SATELITE VIEWER from Jason
MPEG URL POPPER MAKIN 1000 HITS A DAY from Mark
HOW TO RECOVER A SITE WHEN BACKUPS FAIL
JAVASCRIPT SITES from Andy
GREEKS TO BAN ONLINE GAMING OF ANY TYPE from Craig the Programmer

MORE NEWS
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DOT COM DEATHWATCH PUTS MEMOS ONLINE from PoshSpice
news.com.com/2100-1023-947251.html

WEBLOGS VS CONTENT MANAGEMENT from Hollis
www.webcrimson.com/ourstories/blogsdisruptivetech.htm

BED AND BREAKFAST FREE OF SIN from sign_bldr
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,58557,00.html

UNDERWATER RUINS OFF THE COAST OF JAPAN from Phil
www.eaglesdisobey.com/UnderwaterRuins.htm

MSNTV PRANK CALLING 911 from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/785064.asp?0bl=-0

EGYPTIAN COUPLE JAILED OVER NUDE PHOTOS from Charles
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020725/wr_nm/crime_egypt_dc_1

ONLINE ADS GET CLEVER from Abe
abcnews.go.com/sections/business/DailyNews/internetads020724.html

ASTEROID TO SMASH EARTH from Abe
abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20020724_409.html

HOLLYWOOD MOVIES AT WAR WITH INTERNET from Bill
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7-365250,00.html

ATT ASKS $1B FROM AOL from Richard
www.nytimes.com/2002/07/29/business/media/29TWE.html?todaysheadlines

RECYCLED CELL PHONES from sign_bldr
smlnk.com/?XI52PFEH

THE PULSE from sign_bldr
sign_bldr writes
watch "The Pulse" this thurs at 9pm..interview Jenna Jameson
foxnews.com/story/0,2933,56743,00.html

READY FOR CYBER TERROR? from Charles
techupdate.zdnet.com/techupdate/stories/main/0,14179,2875847,00.html

MAN HIJACKS AL-QAIDA WEBSITE from Charles
smlnk.com/?249UPYYB

MSN AND WHY THEY PARTNER WITH OVERATURE from Jilll
andy writes
I think the real truth of the matter is that they cannot partner with google since google is all linux/unix based.
www.microsoft.com/msft/speech/MehdiGS220502.htm

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HOW TO GET MY MESSAGE OUT TO 6000 ADULT WEBMASTERS
Try sexswap news text-based-ads!

I am working the my snake-oil sales double this week =) Let me see what I have in my box of trix to show you to make this fun. Here is a screen capture. This shows how many people read the newsletter..

HOW MANY?
Well I haven't cleaned the DB in a while but here is a rare screen capture of the secret custom SexSwap News Command center hee hee heee
trix.sexswap.com/textads.gif

At the bottom of that gif, you will see 5716 active email accounts. Now this is a little over stated since I have not cleaned the DB in a couple of months so it is probably closer to 5250. At the top, you will see how many people sign up to get the newsletter each 2 weeks. The newsletter's reader base continues to grow which brings a smile to my face =) Then there are may people who just like to read the newsletters online. Here is a free counter I added to the site a week ago.
v1.nedstatbasic.net/s?id=1753557

That's another 1000 a week, reading online which brings the total to over 6000 a week. I would estimate the breakdown to be 80% adult and 20% mainstream.

WHY READ?
I think people read the newsletter for new ideas and for entertainment. I keep a file of what I call the "kind word emails" and I add them to the site every few weeks. Here are some recent comments on why people read the SexSwap news...and thank you for all the kind words!!!! =)

Doug writes
Love your newsletter, you really offer great tips and ideas to all the webmasters online.

Duncan writes
Thanks very much for your weekly newsletter. It has really helped us find a direction and focus.

Monica writes
I love your newsletter, it's the only one that I receive and read faithfully.

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Bottom ad in newsletter $99

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TRIX
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MPEG URL PUSH from Darren
Darren writes
I've seen the push a URL through an mpeg. 1/5 the way through it pushes a browser window there.

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SEARCH ENGINE IP LISTS from Dan
Dan writes
I don't know if I ever mentioned it to you before, but a while back I created a website that lists the IP addresses of known search engine spiders....
www.iplists.com/

Dan
KloakIt www.kloakit.com/

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AWESOME ADAM'S MPEG URL POPPER from Kevin
Kevin writes
Just an update on the MPEG with a hidden URL pop in it. Well, I didn't discover how to create an mpeg that pops a URL per se, but with the Windows Media Encoder (www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/wm7/encoder.asp) you can encode a .WMV file that plays in Windows Media Player, and you CAN hard-code a URL to pop.

Credit really goes to my buddy Adam Barkow on this one, as he suggested the program, and also suggested a simple solution -- just rename the .WMV file to a .MPEG file. The file has to open up in Windows Media Player for the popup to work anyway, so the Kazaa user will thiink he's downloading an MPEG file, but in reality it will be a Windows Media Player file -- but will work none the less.

It's a quick and dirty way to do it.. and it's not a true MPEG, but it does play and it does pop the URL :-) So if the mpeg file format is more popular and will get downloaded more, then so be it.. rename it is! LOL

I'm testing this as we speak.. I have about 20 files I created in my shared folder in Kazaa, and BearShare. Surprisingly enough, they're NOT getting downloaded like I would have expected. Ran the software overnight and only got about 10 downloads. Maybe the key is to have a couple hundred files -- more search results would definitely equal more downloads?

And one more thing on this issue.. I know there's a way to attach descriptions and/or keywords to a file as well. I don't know if it's done straight through Kazaa (in My Kazaa), or if they're somehow encoded right into the file itself. So maybe I'm not optimizing my traffic here by only using descriptive filenames?

Yeah, I imagine that must be how they're doing it -- just by renaming the file. Because as I was saying, the Windows Media Player is the key component in this whole thing -- because it handles the internal script that pops the URL. So if somebody was using another media player application to handle their MPEG's and such, I don't believe the scripts that are encoded would actually work

Actually... on an even more sly mode of thinking, Windows Media Encoder has three scripting options -- text, URL, and custom I believe. If some programmer were savvy enough, I'm sure they could encode some custom script commands into the files to do a number of different things. Some stuff that comes to mind... autobookmark, homepage setting, changing the surfer's error pages to custom pages, etc..

I don't imagine this would set off any Norton AntiVirus either, since it's coming from a local file rather than a website. I know that our friend Asher has been bashed for these kind of tactics, so don't quote me on that part. Hehe :-)

This might be an interesting thread to open up too.... yet more food for thought :-)

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K.A. ALSO REVEALS THE MPEG URL POPPER
K.A. Hawk writes
Regarding pop-ups via MPEG's, you can use Windows Media Encoder
to create a wmv file with pop-ups and then just rename it to MPEG.
That's the easiest way I've found so far.

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AWESOME NVIDIA 3D EARTH SATELITE VIEWER from Jason
Jason writes
Thought you might be interested in this:
www.nvidia.com/view.asp?IO=earthviewer

It a super cool satellite viewer. It's really awesome. Maybe you've already mentioned it in SSN... not sure. It only works if you have an nvidia card. Great productivity killer... I've wasted my whole morning on this thing. :)

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MPEG URL POPPER MAKIN 1000 HITS A DAY from Mark
Mark writes
I am currently doing this and you are pretty much correct in your guess of 1000 uinques a day. Just to let ya know it is possible and I am in fact doing this.

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HOW TO RECOVER A SITE WHEN BACKUPS FAIL
He is an old trick that is stil pretty neat and worth repeating. This does not always work and is generally for simpler html based sites, not dynamic asp or php sites. There are two ways to find your old content if you are fortunate.

GOOGLE
www.google.com
search for your site on google. If you can find it, then click the CACHED link to find the older version of your site from previous spiderings. These usually stay on google for 90 days or more.

WAY BACK MACHINE
you might also get lucky and find an old copy of your site on the Internet Way Back Machine that chronicles the web
www.archive.org/

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JAVASCRIPT SITES from Andy
Andy writs
Whats the name of that site that you used to either be a part of or just promo'd that had all the really cool java scripts? I thought maybe the url has"scripts" in it.

Guru-O-Gif writes
some of the java ones have closed, here are some

Java Script Source
javascript.internet.com/new/index.html

JavaScript.com
javascript.com/

JavaScriptKit
javascriptkit.com/

Doc Javascript
www.webreference.com/js/

JavaScript Search
www.javascriptsearch.com/

JavaScriptCity
www.javascriptcity.com/

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GREEKS TO BAN ONLINE GAMING OF ANY TYPE from Craig the Programmer
www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/news/content.asp?aid=17011
Craig writes
Apparently in Greece, a law is being passed (or is passed, heck like I know
how the Greek legal system works =P). It's actually illegal to play any
form of online game, whether it be something like Half life or something as
simple as a chess game at yahoo. Because they can't distinguish between a
normal online game and online gambling. I doubt we'll see this happen in
North America as it'd be a major blow to the gaming companies (not to
mention all the loss of taxes on purchases of games)....but something worth
noting.

INTERESTING SITES
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INDUSTIROUS FLASH CLOCK - WILD ART from sign_bldr
yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html

GURU OF GIF
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ADULT WEBMASTER FIGHTS IN NO HOLDS BARRED
Here is a great story for fans of mixed martial arts and porn! hee hee hee
gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69995

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MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ON PRIME TIME - SUNDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!!!!
It is the dream of all MMA fans come true. Finally the world can watch Ultimate Fighting without paying. You heard it right. the ratings of Tito Ortiz on Foxes "The Best Dan Sports Show" have been the highest. Fox is talking a gamble and no holds barred will reach the masses!
August 4th and 11th!!
66.40.97.212/news/news_ufcfox.html

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DID I NOT SAY THE RHINO VS BUFFALO WOULD BE THE BIG FIGHT?

Butterbean vs Holmes
This was a snoozer. Butter was better than I thought but the event was like lighting $19 on fire.

Ruiz vs Johnson
I hate Ruiz's style. Sure he is a nice guy. His style sucks. He is a one punch holder and that is how he beat Holyfield. Why have 2 fighters been beating him and low blowed him 4 times? Because his style is wierd and he comes in with his head way low and the punches are then channeled into his nuts. Dull.

Black Rhino vs White Buffalo
of course this is the only fight I wanted to see but did not have showtime =) The quote was "crowd standing on feet and screamin...a Barn Burner!". Ruled a draw and Buffalo knocked down Rhino 2 times and Rhino knocked out Buffalo one time after bell had rung. Already talks of a rematch. Damn!
www.nola.com/sports/t-p/index.ssf?/sportsstory/fight28.html
www.theadvocate.com/stories/072802/spo_rematch001.shtml

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TWO WAYS TO MAKE HELLA COIN WITH NASTY DOLLARS
I send my traffic to NastyDollars. I've been saying for months now that I make the most money with their affiliate program AND their service level is excellent. In the past sexswap news I've had a couple screen capture gifs from me and otehr nasty users on how we are doing. There are a couple of ways to skin a human =) Here are examples of two different traffic streams.

SEND A BOAT LOAD OF MILD TRAFFIC
This is my approach. It does not work for everyone. I prefer to use banners that get higher clicks but have lower conversion rates. the math works best in my testing. Here I generated $10,000 in sales for May at Nasty with over a million hits
trix.sexswap.com/nasty2.gif
trix.sexswap.com/nasty1.gif

SEND A TARGETTED AMOUNT OF STRONG TRAFFIC
Now my colleague Michael does it the exact opposite way. He also did over $10,000 in May, but he used a small amount of very targetted traffic. He had a little over 100,000 hits
trix.sexswap.com/nastydollars2.gif
trix.sexswap.com/nastydollars1.gif

The cool this is, we both did over $10K IN MAY with the lads at Nasty. Let me share a letter that Jerry sent me two weeks ago. He was reluctant to try Nasty early on, but he get them a whirl and these are the results
Jerry writes
"Andy, You were right. I just redirected all my traffic to the BN (BigNaturals) tour today and WHAMMO! Sign-ups are smokin'. Wish I did it sooner...took me a while to get over my belief that more sites are better. Yes...the front end sells the site not variety - gotta send em' straight to it. Thank again for all the tips...you da man."

If you are looking for a new affiliate program to try, I highly recommend NastyDollars.
www.nastydollars.com

TIP: I personally find that BigNaturals converts the best with MILF as #2.
www.nastydollars.com

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