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Mamma dog face in the bannana patch. hee hee hee. That was one of my favorite Steve Martin jokes from I think the Cruel Shows album. Steve says "here is a great joke to play on a young child. When you are around them, you talk wrong. Then when its the first day at school, the teacher asks a question. The youngster raises his hand and replies "mamma dogface in the bananna patch". I still frequently use that expression on young kids who always say "what" when you ask them a question, no matter what it is, and so I get back at them with that. If you don't have any steve albums, they really are classics.

Well how about I give you the SCARE stuff right off the bat this week with the SKY IS FALLING news that seems to come around every 6 months in this adult internet industry. There are two scary stories this week. First, Bush's appointed "Ashcroft" is hell bent on saving the world from internet porn. Richard told me the following story on this man. Ashcroft is so extreme that he forced the government to spend $8000 on a drape to cover the breasts of the lady justice statue. I am sure many of you do not believe me as I could not believe this myself so here is the story.
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_1788000/1788845.stm

When a person like that is on a witch hunt, witches will burn and we are the witches. I can only hope that logic and intelligence prevails in the end. If that is not scary enough, here is one for the ladies. I like your underwear and I am sure thousands of others like your underwear as well, but selling dirty underwear on the net, has always been a little iffy. This week a woman may face jail for selling here underoos in one state. Sad. These stories and more right now...

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AGGRESSIVE PROSECUTION OF INTERNET OBSENITY from Greg
Greg writes
Another webmaster sent me this thread and link. I would sound upset but it's only an attempt by the evil warlords of greed to use the web for extortion and marketing domination.
www.askmrporn.com/wmh/wwwboard/messages/35078.html
www.askmrporn.com/wmh/wwwboard/multiboard1.html

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WOMAN MAY FACE PRISON FOR SELLING DIRTY UNDERWEAR from Kendra
Kendra writes
Since I have seen this article.. im pulling down the panties option from my site You may want to pass it along
smlnk.com/?ZICXUA89

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EMAIL FILTERS CONTINUED
I have been giving more thought to the Professor's PRO LEVEL email filter system and I finally thought of a way to do it with simple filters and no programming. Rather than send the people an email with a link to a web page, you could send them an email stating something like "I filter all my email and this letter has been caught. If you still wish to contact me, please send an email with the EXACT SUBJECT "pleae read this santa claus". You can put ANY subject you want them to send to (just specific enough that it does not match common spam themes)...and then you create one filter that does nothing except look for that exact subject and sends it right to you. Occasionally some little spammer will hit you...but I still think 99% will miss. Again, the hard part of this system is the set up work...but I think in 2 hours you can have a fierce email firewall system that few can penetrate and that friends can get in. You could also send people to a page with a click to email link that fills in the correct subject as well to make it even easier on them. thoughts?

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EBAY BUYS PAYPAL FOR $1.5B from Dan Jill Charles Ricahard & PoshSpice
money.cnn.com/2002/07/08/news/deals/ebay_paypal/index.htm

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IT'S A CRUEL... CRUEL CRUEL SUMMER from Jon
Jon asks
Have you heard people complaining? Its insane! These past 2 weeks are ridiculas.

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PAYPAL DEALS BIG BLOW TO ONLINE CASINOS from Legendary Lars
biz.yahoo.com/ri/020708/tech_paypal_gaming_1.html

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WHY WE GET SO MUCH SPAM from Dangerous Dan
www.cluelessmailers.org/spamdemic/mapfullsize3.html

How they made the spam map
www.cluelessmailers.org/spamdemic/index.html

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FINANCIALS OF SOME LARGE PORN PLAYERS from Legendary Lars

NOOF
biz.yahoo.com/fin/l/n/noof.html

RICK
biz.yahoo.com/fin/l/r/rick.html

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

USENET ACCOUNT from Michael
CORRECTION ON SINTALK.COM URL
POWER BLOGGERS from Charles
NEWSLETTER GRABBED IN SPAM FILTER from Manu
MYSQL PHP XML APACHE from Shep
FAKE BLOG DOMAIN TRICK from Douglas
COMMENTS ON VERISIGN NETSOL INTERNIC from Jester
US EXPECTS CYBER ATTACK from Charles

MORE NEWS
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FAKE ESCROW AUCTION SITE from sign-bldr
msnbc.com/news/775457.asp?pne=msn

MERCK ACCOUNTING TROUBLES from sign_bldr
money.cnn.com/2002/07/08/news/companies/merck/index.htm

WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER PUTS PCS AT RISK
www.idg.net/gomail.cgi?id=879584

EMAIl SPAM NOT CONVERTING AS WELL from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/774972.asp

NOTORIOUS EBAY THIEF PLEADS GUILTY from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/777607.asp?0bl=-0

WISE OLD MAN OF INTERNET TALKS ON .XXX from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/776074.asp?0bl=-0

GNEUTELA PIONEER DIES from sign_bldr
news.com.com/2100-1023-942180.html

WARCHALK - FREE WIRELESS TRICKS )( from Charles
smlnk.com/?N7CDCFOH

CALIDORNIA TO TARGET INTERNET CROOKS from Richard
www.ecommercetimes.com/perl/story/18525.html

THE BATTLE AGAINST PORN SPAM from Charles
itmanagement.earthweb.com/netsys/article/0,,11961_1382541,00.html

FIRMS INCREASING INENTORY FIRST TIME IN A YEAR from Richard
public.wsj.com/news/hmc/sb1026303836661017280.htm

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BETTER CONVERSION RATES THAN PORN? YES, BY FAR!
And the conversion rates keep rising!
New affiliate program converting at unheard of rates(1:35 for search engine traffic!).
Free webpage provided if needed. Easy signup, join the Virility pill craze and make a fortune!
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USENET ACCOUNT from Michael
Michael asks
Got a little "problem" with my provider... they wrote me not to be so happy with me spamming the Usenet over and over again! Maybe you know a solution?

Guru-O-Gif
here are some usenet only accounts. There are other sites that sell just this and you can find them on google.

www.newsguy.com/overview.htm
www.supernews.com/indi_acct_info.html
www.usenet-access.com/default.asp?ID=newzbotcom

I personally would also try to find a way to post to those groups without being detected. So to politely spam within the rules. Why not use software to write 640 different versions of the message each day with a different header and body etc? If you get caught at one place, you will be caught at the next so I personally would work on my stealthiness and try and create posts that all "ON TOPIC" but all "DIFFERENT" as well. I have found this to work in the past. It also offends less people.

here is some software that looks neat
www.postagent.com

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CORRECTION ON SINTALK.COM URL
I had an error in an url last week's phone sex story from Brad the owner of SINTALK. Here is the corrected url: www.sintalk.com

Here are 4 articles written by Brad on the phone sex industry

Phone Sex Surprise... Surfers are Callers!
www.sintalk.com/article_surfersarecallers.html

Phone Sex Cash for Niche Sites
www.sintalk.com/article_nichesites.html

Phone Sex: BIG Annuity For Veteran Webmasters
www.sintalk.com/article_veteran.html

Untapped Gay Phone Sex Revenue
www.sintalk.com/article_untappedgayrevenue_pr.htm

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POWER BLOGGERS from Charles
Charles writes
This is not the other article I was looking for, but it does list some "Power Bloggers".
www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.05/mustread.html?pg=3

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NEWSLETTER GRABBED IN SPAM FILTER from Manu
Manu writes
I thought you might get a laugh out of this. We are testing out Spam
Assassin, with all of the adult related rules turned off. It still killed
your latest newsletter. Here are the headers that show why your 07/04
newsletter was spam:

SPAM: -------------------- Start SpamAssassin results ----------------------
SPAM: This mail is probably spam. The original message has been altered
SPAM: so you can recognise or block similar unwanted mail in future.
SPAM: See spamassassin.org/tag/ for more details.
SPAM:
SPAM: Content analysis details: (6.4 hits, 5 required)
SPAM: REMOVAL_INSTRUCTIONS (4.2 points) BODY: Gives instructions for
removal from list
SPAM: DOUBLE_CAPSWORD (1.1 points) BODY: A word in all caps repeated on
the line
SPAM: FOR_FREE (1.1 points) BODY: No such thing as a free lunch
(1)
SPAM: LINES_OF_YELLING (-0.0 points) BODY: A WHOLE LINE OF YELLING
DETECTED
SPAM:
SPAM: -------------------- End of SpamAssassin results ---------------------

Those are the rules that made you into a spammer. :-)

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MYSQL PHP XML APACHE from Shep

Blobbing Data With PHP and MySQL
www.devarticles.com/content.php?articleId=68&page=1

Make Your Own Cool Drop Down Ad's
www.devarticles.com/content.php?articleId=133&page=2

SQL Server 2000, XML and XSL: The Ultimate Combination
www.devarticles.com/content.php?articleId=41&page=3

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FAKE BLOG DOMAIN TRICK from Douglas
Douglas writes
I have a blog site that your blogging readers might want to get a link
to www.blogslut.com I built it after see blogging mentioned in your
newsletter. I get traffic and spiders by registering dropped blog names even
if they are crap because links in are what you need. Bloggers let thier
names drop because they are just hobbiest so plenty of them are avalible
with links in. I will trade reciprocal links to (real blog) sites. send email to
linkback@blogdirectory.com

I am trying to make money with the blog traffic:) also when I say (real)
blog sites I was kidding :)))

Blogs work well with google because people use good anchor text for the
hyperlinks so if you want to list high for "blogs" you would get all your
linkers to use that as the text link out to your site.
I have seen it called google bombing. If you remember back before the U.S.
2000 election a bunch of bloggers used this method to link gwbushs offical
site with the anchor text link "dumb mother fucker" so his site listed
number 1. haha

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COMMENTS ON VERISIGN NETSOL INTERNIC from Jester
Jester writes
Man do I hate and despise these people!

I keep getting *Final Notices* for renewal of domains like they are about
to expire tomorrow, but then when you look at the *period covered* for the
renewal on the renewal notice it does not start for about 30 days!

And then I am afraid to transfer away from them because I have heard so
many horror stories about people losing their domains after attempting to
transfer,

and then we learned about a year ago about dumb-ass ICANN actually agreeing
with them that they had the right to *take back* a person's domain and that
it was not REALLY your property.

I think that was just a sneaky trick to make people afraid of transferring
their domains away from their shitty admin system and their ridiculous
non-competitive pricing of $35 per year. They lost their monopoly and
actually had competition now so they had to pull something out of their
sleeve. Weasels.

My hatred for them is bottomless and knows no bounds.

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US EXPECTS CYBER ATTACK from Charles
Charles writes
www.idg.net/gomail.cgi?id=884294

Andy writes
here is the problem with cyber attacks

1. the people who are predicting them are clueless and so the less people know, the more they are scared and predict them

2. this is simply not how hackers work. Hackers rarely target a single coputer and try to get in...although this does happen. The trouble with this is.....it takes a very large amount of time and effort to get into one single target computer. Because of this...it is very hard to get into many computers at the same time...it would take months..maybe a year and you would start to be found out at the early hacks. Most modern hackers use shotgun techniques. They search many boxes for exploitable entry methods that they are experts in. 1000 tested boxes might find one box that has a backdoor, ready for entry.

3. systems are not that connected. the beauty of the net is that it is spread out...one computer can get hacked but it usually does not hurt you entire network.

4. I would guess that the US government backs up

5. the worst case would be a single attack on a computer that causes a missile to launch. Again, I think there are checks and balances and multiple redundant failsafes. I just give this scenerio, little chance of occuring.

INTERESTING SITES
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TOM'S NEWBIE BOOSTER from Steve
www.tomsnewbiebooster.com/

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GOOGLE CANADA
www.google.ca

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RALLY RACER TV STILL AROUND from sign_bldr
www.rallyracer.com/home.html

GURU OF GIF
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NEW OH HELL SCORE PAD
here is the score pad used in my favorite card game at the cottage. I added the instructions to the bottom as well
www.andydunn.com/oh_hell.pdf

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THE BRAWL AT PRINCE ALBERT'S HALL !!!!!!
if you have a dish or cable, be there or be square on saturday night as UFC misxed martial arts, no holds barred crosses the pond for the first UK based event! Saturday July 13th
www.ufc.tv/indexFlash.asp

One match many of us have ben waiting for is he rematch between the farmer and the doctor. Matt Hughs Vs Carlos Newton.
www.ufc.tv/events/events.asp
Hughs is literally pulled off a combine to come and fight in UFC. He is a state restling champ and slams his opponenets into submission. Newton is student in pre med and one of the most colorful characters in the UFC. He is fast and flashy. This should be an outstanding rematch as the other one ended in controversy when Newton had had Hughs starving for air in a locked choke. Hughs stood up, and then fainted. On the way down he dropped Newton on his head and he passed out. Hughs regained consciousness first and won.
www.ufc.tv/events/ppv/ufc38/ufc38.asp

The next big match is the young lad from vegas "Frank Mir" vs england's Ian Freeman. Mir has grown up with a family that owned a martial arts studio, and Freeman is just a firehydrant of an englishman who is tough. I have to go with Mir...he is unbelievably talented.
www.ufc.tv/events/ppv/ufc38/ufc38fightCard.asp?fighterID=279
www.ufc.tv/events/ppv/ufc38/ufc38fightCard.asp?fighterID=10
www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/displayfighter.cfm?fighterid=2329
www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/displayfighter.cfm?fighterid=242

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HOW TO SIGN UP ADULT WEBMASTERS
You just created your new affiliate program and you can hear the cricket's chirping. Where are the sign-ups? If you build it, they will not come. Advertising and constant promotion are methods to fuel a growing affiliate program or to sell existing content. Here are some methods to sign-up adult webmasters

1. Bulletin Boards.
one of the highest daily concentrations of webmasters can be found on BBS chat boards. YNOT, Ranks and GFY are examples of bulletin boards where adult webmasters meet to discuss the days events. You might try posting to some of these boards. Avoid spamming and try to soft sell your program.

2. Newsgroups
there are 3 newsgroups that you might consider posting in to introduce your program to others.
alt.www.webmaster
alt.www.webmaster.ads
alt.www.webmaster.xxx

3. Email
occasionally webmaster email lists become available. you might consider purchasing one and then sending your message out to maany webmasters at once. this can be seen as spam so proceed cautiously and slowly.

4. Buy this $99 Ad
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