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7.4.2002 no.252 News Tips Trix This is the almost weekly SexSwap News-Tips-Trix and it goes to all members of SexSwap and SexSwap2 and AsianSwap and GaySexSwap and SexSwap2000 Banner Exchanges. It contains information on SexSwap, Porn, Tips'n'Trix, and software reviews for the adult webmaster. I perform all literary stunts without the use of nets, safety-cables, spell checkers, or grammar fixers, and this tends to leave the reader in a state of bewilderment...you will get used to it. REMOVAL INSTRUCTIONS ->To
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newsletter advertising rates ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I'm working the graveyard shift. Happy 4th Of July! since it is after midnight. I got back from the trip up north a few hours ago and I am slogginh through 397 spams mixed with regular emails and have it almost under control. I figure I better try and get the news out before sleep. Today the security was very strong at the airport. I bet we were stopped 4-5 times and I had the wand on me twice with no metal in any of my pockets. I also had to remove my shoes just before getting on the plane. Even with all the added security for July 4, things were moving smoothly and I think the pilots were putting the pedal to the metal since we left late and arrived early. A few travel stroies at the end....let me get right into the stories of the week. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| JUST HOW BIG IS E COMMERCE?
from Richard ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| RE: FLORIDA WEB ESCORT ARREST
from Chris ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| WHAT HAPPENED TO SETH WARSHAVSKY
from Allen ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| MANY SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZERS
WERE SCAMS from Wyatt ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| CANADIAN BANKS ALLOWING EMAILING
OF MONEY from Hollis ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| PAYPAL SAYS NO TO GAMBLING
from Charles ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT WHAT IS A BLOG from Harry MORE NEWS ESCORT BAIL DROPPED from
$195k to 65k from PoshSpice FRAUD LINGERS ON EBAY from
PoshSpice GATOR SUED FOR REPLACING
ADS from Real Girls GDP GROWING AT 6% BIG WIGS LABELLING CONTENT
from EQ LOOKSMART SHAKEUP from Juicy
Jill $4 BILLION ERROR WORLDCOM
from Smell RUSSIA TO GAG ONLINE DISSENT
from sign_bldr YAHOO CLOSING TWO STREAMING
SERVICES from sign_bldr HOUSE RESTRICTS COMPUTER
GENERATED PORN from sign_bldr FTC WANTS PAID SEARCH TO
SHAPE UP from PoshSpice BANK CRIME THEFT ON RISE
from sign_bldr AUCTION SCAM HITS TV PLASMA
BUYSERS FTC TELLS SEARCH ENGINES
TO SHOW PAID LINKS from Steve ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BETTER CONVERSION RATES THAN
PORN? YES, BY FAR! ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| TRIX Andy writes 1. It is a site where usually one person writes their thoughts and stories for many to read. One to many rather than many to many like a chat board. 2. The site is usually added to daily 3. In the old days, websites like this were written by html and uploaded to the site via ftp. Most blogs are driven by code where the owner goes to a web page and logs in via a user name and password and then enters data and the site is instantly updated. These type of sites have
been around for years but now have a name. I don't know if those are
hard and fast rules but that is what I use to determine if a site is
a blog. Here is a site that makes a blog script and the site itself
is a blog if anyone has additional comments on this subject, please email me andy@lips.com ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| RE: PHONE SEX ARTICLE from
Brad I work 'hands-on' with my webmasters to help them understand how to more effectively promote phone sex on their websites. The value in promoting phone sex online is that it's the only promotion that doesn't take away precious traffic. Since all one has to do is post the number it's a direct response advertisement. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| THOUGHTS ON THE MARKET from
Gerry Instead of PE of S&P500 being an already high 22 maybe it is really a rediculously high 44. If so the stock market needs to drip by half just to make up for the fake earnings. It should realy come down even more because even 22 maybe is too high. Maybe it should be 15 or so. So the market should drop even lower still. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SEARCH ENGINE GURU from M ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| RE: PHONE SEX PAGE HYJACKED
from Ken So my question is, How did you come across it, and how did you come to refer to it? Anyone looking to get into the phone sex business should contact Lori Parker at OmegaCash (1-888-284-1598) ( www.omegacash.com/ ). Tell her that Ken at Walton Publishing referred you. Andy writes: 1. I bet your page was placing
very high on google I was just looking in the engines for words to help people. I even wrote "re: starting in phone sex...I do not know how to do this. That market is sort of old so I am not sure what it is like these days. here are some links that might help" and I had found those on google in some quick searces. =) very odd and sorry about that. The record is hopefuly now set straight. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| NEW ACCOUNTING from Gerry Standard & Poors are
recalculating 2001 earnings for all the 500 Check out DUPONT overstated 2001 earnings
by $4.4 BILLION and the list goes on and on. I heard on the radio today that 1000 American companies are having to re-calculate their earnings. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| THE "PER CLICK"
PER SIGNUP" "RECURRING" DEBATE from Dave Over time, I developed something like Einstein's Law of Pornography -- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them buy any of the stuff. I contend that all I can do as a webmaster is to send an advertiser traffic -- selling people on the product after they get there is someone else's responsibility, and completely beyond my control. I can offer prime placement of banners and make them grab attention like a neon sign, but if the surfer gets to "Big-Boobed Momma Amateurs" and it's a dead-dog site, I've wasted space, time, and maybe some traffic that would have tossed their credit card on the table for someone else. For me, pay per click pays, when pay per sign-up doesn't. I'd be interested in reading what other's think. Andy writes per click all the same at the end of the day. It is again the basic laws of supply and demand. Affiliate programs will pay as much as they can on each method to try and attract the most webmasters and maximize their profits. Generally this means that the pay out for all three systems is basically equal. There is no economic reasons for affiliate programs to pay "per click" people more and "recurring less" or any combo. They all pay about the same and it all comes back to sign-ups. Affiliate programs offer many systems of pay since it helps bring in more webmasters since we all want different things. Generally, smaller sites like per click because they see results today, where their traffic levels might take them a week to get a sign up. Others like percent recurring since they feel this is most fair and they believe those false charts where they revenue takes the graph upward to infinity =) Then people like myself perfer per signup since it greatly accelerates the billing cycle, and prevents economic catastophy when an affilate program goes under. If you agree with my economic theory, then the three systems are equal at the end of the day. There can be no other way around it. The only think I can control then, is the banners and traffic I use to send sites hits. Most per click progams heavily watch the sign up rates of traffic coming in and alter the rate based on this OR cancel webmasters that under perform. by doing this, they are really running a per sign up program with a few smoke and mirror for the folks that love cash per click. There is no mathematical way around this. It is all economic supply and demand. want to add your comments? email andy@lips.com ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SOFTWARE BUGS ARE COSTLY
from Charles IBILL PASSWD FILE TIP from
D. Trees Placing your password file
in a Web server directory is a bad idea. Check found some folks poking around specifically [Wed Jul 3 11:03:18 2002]
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RENTAL CAR SCAMS The next scam they pull is the "compact". By Jesus, I want a damn Dodge Neon! Well every year I reserve one and every year they say "sir, we are all out of Neons so we are bumping you up to mid-size for free". I don't want that stinking Chrystler Sebring, I want a Neon. It is my opinion that they have no compacts and use that in the ads to trick everyone when only mid size cars exists =) THE TALK ON THE RADIO Can you figure out the second item? It is "Weather". The wife and I almost pee'd our pants listening to the radio since every channel could not stop talking about the weather. It was almost a "we interupt this station for a major news bulletin...5 days of sun ahead". Weatherman were besides themselves with glee. There were 5 rounds suns in the forecast. The weather really was awesome, but I have never heard people talk about the weather as often as canadian's. It is an interesting phenomina. The third is a classis and many of you who live up north who travel north, may miss this subtle one. Since I come from a town where this was a daily occurance, I see this instantly. The third thing you are most likely to hear on the canadian media is "strike". Sure enough, Toronto Garabage workers wet out on strike the day we arrived. In my opinion, canada is held hostage by labor. These canadian garbage workers make...get this...$50,000 canadian a year. That is $30k US to pick up trash and they have the nerve to go on strike. I have always hated unions and believe they cripple economies. They were needed in the days of Henry Ford, but not today. Now in canada, there are all these sneaky ways to get around unions which I find odd....instead, there should just be no unions. Many of my friends either never get enough hours to be considered "full time" or they are working for contractors who work for the companies. Companies heavily hire contractors instead of employees now. FUN SIGNS We swam. We had sauna's, We drank ales. A good time was had by all. We even played my favorite card game which I tried to explain last year called "Oh Hell". I just checked and I forget to explain the game last year! This calls for an emergency trick writing. More below ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| DO YOU NEED A WEBHOST WITH
EXCELLENT SERVICE by Guru-O-Gif Dayne Gary ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| OH HELL - THE CARD GAME Oh hell is best played with
4 players but you can use more or less. Just play as many rounds as
52 divided by the number of players. With 4 players, you play 13 rounds you need to understand tricks and bidding like in Euchre or Bridge. If you don't know that, then this won't make much sense. Each cut the deck and high card deals. Pass the deal clockwise each round to a new dealer. The dealer is always LAST to bid. One person should be designated as score keeper for match. In each round, players receive the same amount of cards as the round number. In round one, each person only gets one card. In round 5, everyone gets five cards and in round 13, everyone gets 13 cards each. Each player BIDS on how many tricks he thinks he will take. In round one, the players can only bid 0 or 1 since they can either take a trick or not take the trick. In round two, the bidding for each player could be 0, 1 or 2. In round 13, a player can bid 0 thru 13. There is only one catch on
the bidding and this is the whole key to the game and what causes players
to go OH HELL! The dealer cannot bid in a manner where ALL players could
wind up making there bid. This is best explained with an example. In
round one, in a four person game, let's say the bidding was or Player 1 bids 0 or Player 1 bids 1 one last example in round 9 Player 1 bids 3 at the start of each round, after the dealer has dealt the cards, the score keeper asks everyone for their BID and marks them in the bid area. the cards are then played with the person left of the dealer starting play. Each round one suit is TRUMP. Hearts are TRUMP round one. Play all the cards in normal fashion. At the end, the players tell the score keeper how many tricks they made. If they MADE what they BID, they get a BONUS 10 points. All players, whether they make the target bid or not, get one point for each trick they took. That is it. To summarize
the hammer mid range TIPS if you miss your bid, try to screw other players bids up OR try to take as many tricks as possible since they are still worth one point each. Here is a great site that
explains the rules as well and sometimes two explanations are better
than one =) ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| HOW TO MAKE HELLA MONEY WITH
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