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SexSwap 5.16.2002 no.245
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Welcome to SexSwap news! I just spammed usenet =) so all new usenet readers of SexSwap...glad you could join us. How about that market? We might have three days up if today holds. I have felt for the last 6 months that the numbers were excellent, yet the news media refused to see that the economy is chugging along at a healthy clip. Here are 3 headlines from today's IBD:

Retail Sales Up Strongly In April
Applied Materials Beat Q2 Views
Optimism Steady In May IBD Poll
Wal-Mart Tops View, Penney Too

If you ask me, that looks like HELLA good business news. Finally the media and the public acknowledges that we are not going to hell in a handbasket and that there are companies growing and making profits this year. More stories on the economy in the MORE NEWS section. More News is over flowing this week...must be 30 stories in there :)

Let see what is coming up below....right off the bat I call out "Trigger" my high horse, and hammer away at an article in the June Wired. My point being that if those are advertising revelations, then mainstream better wake up earlier in the morning =) Check it out and if you feel compelled, let me know if I hit the target or am way off on a tangent.

I think I will call this week, the week of "legal docs necessary to create your own content". I think 78 people wrote in with comments on this. If you have ever wanted to produce your own content...read this section and learn the proper documentation you need to stay legal and avoid trouble. Terrific gems of wisdom here.

Charles wrote in with a very simple but valuable Google tip to get listed higher. Kaz sent in another great way to prevent brute force attacks. D. Trees wrote in with the very valuable skill of watching your log files and servers by hand. I so totally agree with D. on this issue. Who is kidding who...the internet is a den of white collar crooks who rarely go to jail. It is a constant chore to keep our servers safe. One of the best ways to do this is to always watch them...daily...with your eyes....no, do not hire $4 an hour young Stephen to do it. This an a pile more...

on with the show

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WIRED ARTICLE HAS LARGE FLAMES SHOOTING FROM MY NOSTRILS
www.wired.com/wired/current.html

This months Wired mag came (again I am not sure why I am getting it...I think because some old mag I had died). I will admit I am enjoying many of the articles and may even renew :) The issue for June
page 098-06/2002 had an article titled "New Rules for the New Advertising Economy" by Chris Anderson, editor and Chief

I read this article and Chris's 5 points and was screaming at the top of my lungs "I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 5 YEARS!" =) Once again, the mainstream world is 5 years behind porn. Let's talk about the interesting points Chris raises...and see how SHOCKED you are with these earth SHATTERING REVELATIONS.

1. shallow is good.
holy fuck. I have only made all my free sites "ONE" page for the last 5 years. I even called the old lips.com "the longest page on the net". It was so damn shallow (one page) and 30 feet of scrolling. WHY? Because I made far more money with shallow than I ever did with deep. DEEP = CONFUSING. I always believe that shallow sites are easier to use than deep. What's a search engine? Generally it is 2 pages...search box...results. That is shallow. The days of the deep site are gone....in fact...they never existed! Simplicity WINS if you ask me and SHALLOW = SIMPLER.

2. forget stickiness
my goodness gracious me. holy shockfest batman...I better clean my underwear after that one. NO GUFF. The only time that STICKINESS meant shit was when mainstream ads were $5CPM - $40CP and everyone was fleecing the shit out of ad buyers and really fleecing the stock market...which we all know became a ponzi scheme and crashed. With CPM ads, every time you show a banner, you get paid...so that was the only time ever that stickiness meant anything. In porn, stickiness never meant anything since the start of porn was PER CLICK. Porn never touched CPM ads...wisely. Now no one will touch CPM ads..they are simply foolish.

What are the stickiest sites in the world? Bulletin Boards...like UBB and VBB etc. I go to tons of these. They are notorious for brutal click rates...beyond brutal. What does sticky get you? Well you can build a community with sticky, but you can burn a shitpile of bandwidth as well.

TRAFFIC is what we all want....but let me clarify one step further UNIQUE TRAFFIC is the PURE GOLD that has the highest potential for maximum profit. UNIQUE is the OPPOSITE of STICKY.

3. real time is risky
Here Mr Anderson refers to sites such as game scores and stock quotes. In my opinion, this is no different than sticky. People come back 100 times to update stock prices. Such people are hard to make money on since you need a slew of different ads and advertisers to show them something each time to try and tempt them into buying something. Real time again, might build a community, but it is hard to sell to. This is the exact same as sticky.

4. communities are over rated
slap myself on top of the Jean Luke style hair cut head. Give me the smelling salts....I am going to faint. NO FREAKING GUFF! This is the same 1000 people reading 20 messages a day, making 20,000 raw hits and burning bandwidth. This again related to everything above. RAW HITS are DOO DOO and UNIQUE HITS ARE GOLD and COMMUNITIES are RAW ...logic follows that COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARDS ARE DOO DOO. Now once again I am exaggerating to make a point =) Communities are cool...they are just very difficult to make a buck off of and I think porn folks have been aware of this since UBB hit the streets. If this is news...I am going to plop my panties.

5. chase dilettantes, not obsessives
I tend to agree with this but again they are all the same issue. RAW HITS = OBSESSIVES and DILATTANTES = UNIQUES

Is it me or are these ideas 3 years+ old! =) If mainstream is just waking up to this, they should be hiring successful adult site operators as consultants.

any thoughts or opinions? am I on target or sniffing glue...you tell me andy@lips.com

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GURU-O-GIF'S PRO-LEVEL NEW RULES OF ADVERTISING =)
you heard the "NEW" ideas from Wired....now here are the PRO LEVEL trix that find the GOLD in the mine.

1. TEXT LINK ADS KICK-ASS
banners work, but text links work better. They take up no space, are unobtrusive, and get HIGER CLICK RATES. The internet is about reading. Reading is text. If you have not dabbled with text ads, give them a try...you may be shocked how well they work. In my testing of google and goto ads, I always got 1%-1.5% click rates which is now unheard of in banners.

2. HAMMER PEOPLE WITH ADS
hammer them with a fry pan in the head. If you goal is to make money, then your site can have a lot of ads. I am not saying to console people to death...I am saying...have lots of text link ads and lots of banner ads. The more you ask for the sale, the higher the chance you will get a sale. Porn people already do this 99% of the time...but there are many mainstream sites that are too clean and could use WAY MORE ads and make way more money.

3. TEST TEST TEST (BANNERS - LAYOUTS - FROND-ENDS - BACK ENDS - ETC)
Please TEST... You basically need to test two things
a) click thru rate
b) buy rate

if you have a banner that is getting 0.5% or half a percent click rate, and you test and find a banner getting 0.75% click rate...you most likely have improved sales 33%! This is HUGE. After you find an ad with a higher click rate...also test it to make sure the purchases are higher. Lately I am finding a lot of banners that get me more clicks, but make me less money. Testing is this two step process. No where on earth is marketing research more at our fingertips than online. David Ogilvy would freak out if he was alive today and saw the advertising power we have. It is almost impossible to get this kind of data in TV and Radio. With internet, you get incredibly accurate answers in minimal time. Testing should be part of all commerce sites.

4. FANCY NEVER PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE
Cookies, Java, Flash and fun tricks cost money at the end of the day. Simple gifs and jpgs generally test better (especially if the size of the ads is the same). Yes some flash banners can get great click rates..try some tests. My results always lead me to believe in simplicity. If someone is silly enough to grab the hammer and try to hit the monkey in the flash banner...then that same person will click on an animated gif saying the same goofy stuff. Sure he won't get to whack the monkey but he will be transported to your site. Know what I mean Vern?

5. SIZE CAN HELP
Here is a simple test for you. Let's say you have a 468x60 old school banner of an affiliate site and it is getting a 0.5% click rate....try this...take that same banner and repeat it 9 times...so it is like 9 verticle or 3x3 so it now takes up way more space and looks like a groovy pattern....you WILL get more CLICKS. I often use this trick on sites. There is not bandiwidth hit since it is the same damn gif 9 times.

Also, if you control the site and make money on ads...try large gifs. Try full page or 400x400 pixels...this will generally get clicked more. I prefer the first method more since the k size and bandwidth is lower...but you may test some mega large banners occasionally.

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BAG OF SALT TABLE O' TRIX CONTENT

PRO LEVEL GOOGLE TIP from Charles
PRO-LEVEL BRUTE FORCE PREVENTION from Kaz
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Allen
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Eric
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Legendary Lars
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Emma
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Nick
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Dax
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Kaz
REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Franz
REGARDING COMPANIES PROVIDING ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAMS from Emma
JAPANESE ENTER from Steve
QUESTION FOR NEWER WEBMASTER from Ng
WATCH LOGFILES BY HAND from D. Trees
REGARDING BBC SEARCH ENGINE FROM KENDRA
DOMAIN GAME NAME TOOLS from Wyatt
LINK POPULARITY CHECKER from Wyatt

MORE NEWS
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IS PORN GOOD FOR SOCIETY? from Stephen
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1986000/1986869.stm

INTERNET PORN LAW NOT TOO BROAD from William
smlnk.com/?NQ1TLUV2

REAL NAMES GOING OUT OF BUSINESS from Juicy Jill
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A4680-2002May11.html

AMEX TELLS PAYPAL NO MORE ADULT TRANSACTIONS from Juicy Jill
www.askmrporn.com/wmh/wwwboard/messages/32834.html

FLIRTS FLING AND SEX TRYSTS AT WORK STUDY from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/747425.asp?pne=msn

LEGISLATION TO BAN FALSE WEB REGISTRATION from sign_bldr
smlnk.com/?6ZKY6QWX

WWF ADMITS DEFEAT from sign_bldr
smlnk.com/?OBDU5XQL

VERISIGN TO AUCTION .BZ ON EBAY from sign_bldr
www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/news/3218458.htm

EBAY STARTS TRACKING SELLER FOOTSTEPS from sign_bldr
news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2109870,00.html

MOMS SURF MORE THAN TEENS from sign_bldr
smlnk.com/?SWALHKZC

BILL OF RIGHTS FOR SPAMMERS from Juicy Jill
bill of rights for spammers? now that's interesting...
www.usatoday.com/life/cyber/tech/2002/05/08/privacy-bill.htm

TOO BROAD OF CHILD MODEL BILL? from Juicy Jill
www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,52379,00.html?tw=wn_ascii

WILL TEOMA CHALLENGE GOOGLE? from Richard
www.ecommercetimes.com/perl/story/17671.html

OPERATION WEB SWEEP SUCCESSFULLY TARGETS CHILD PORN from Greg
www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/05/09/online.child.porn.reut/index.html

NET PORN STING OPERATIOn TURNS UP 200 SUSPECTS from Dan
news.com.com/2100-1023-904101.html?tag=dd.ne.dht.nl-hed.0

YAHOO HITS HOME ON NET ACCESS SERVICE from Tara
news.com.com/2100-1023-908652.html

FLA. FAMILY GETS CHIPPED from sign_bldr
www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/05/10/tech/main508641.shtml

ETRADE CEO GIVES BACk $21M from sign_bldr
www.nandotimes.com/business/story/398119p-3167782c.html

REASONS TO BELIEVE IN TECHNOLOGY from Richard
www.nytimes.com/2002/05/12/business/yourmoney/12INSI.html?todaysheadlines

TOYS R US PREDICTS SMALLER LOSS from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/751463.asp

JUSTICES PARTLY UPHELD NET PORN LAW from sign_bldr
msnbc.com/news/751504.asp?pne=msn

WILL BLOGS KILL OLD MEDIA from sign_bldr
msnbc.com/news/751504.asp?pne=msn

EX CISCO EXEC IN FEDERAL CUSTODY from Tara
www.vnunet.com/News/1131649

HOWARD STERN HYPES CONTROVERSIAL HOMELESS VIDEO
www.pagesix.com/pagesix/pagesix.htm

SUPREME COURT VOLLEYS COPA from Juicy Jill
www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,52504,00.html?tw=wn_ascii

SURVEY FINDS JOBS PLENTIFUL THIS SUMMER from Richard
www.msnbc.com/local/tem/m182591.asp

HP POSTS FIVE FOLD GAIN from Richard
public.wsj.com/news/hmc/sb1021404052485211320.htm

RETAIL SALES RISE 1.2% from Richard
public.wsj.com/news/hmc/sb1021379476721819240.htm

TROUBLES AT NAPSTER from sign_bldr
msn.com.com/2100-1106-913577.html

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TRIX
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PRO LEVEL GOOGLE TIP from Charles
Charles writes
In your most recent newsletter (No. 244) you had a piece on
search engines that mentioned Google.

Here is a tip you might pass on in a future newsletter:

I have found that one of the best ways to get listed with a
search engine like Google is to simply add a link to the Google
search engine. Google actually provides a few nice ways to add
the Google link to any website. Here is the URL for creating an
excellent Google link:

www.google.com/searchcode.html

As it turns out, when Google looks over the web it actually makes
note of where the links back to Google are found, which
automatically prompts Google to index the website where the link
back to Google is found.

I suspect that the same benefit might be found with other search
engines that utilize active searchbots to build the search engine
indexes.

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PRO-LEVEL BRUTE FORCE PREVENTION from Kaz
Kaz writes
www.paysitepowertools.com/os-memlogin.html
Anyway you could add the link to Memlogin to your bruteforcer edition. We feel this is the end-all-be-all way to stop bruteforcers. Theres really no way to get around it if you implement it right.. no way short of faking the referring url anyway.

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Allen
Allen writes
resource links for making your own content is on our site at
www.amvc.com/producers/resources.shtml

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Eric
Eric writes
He needs to have a lawyer experienced in adult (HIGHLY recommended:
Richard Chapo, www.adultinternetlaw.com) draw up a detailed model
release, plus he should get copies of two forms of government ID (only
one is needed by law but better safe that sorry). I even videotape the
explaination of the model release, and the model signing the model
release (sorry, I'm anal about not going to jail).

Also, he has to look at the requirements of 2257 which requires the
records to be stored at a primary place of business where the attorney
general (or his subcharges) can walk in during business hours and
inspect the paperwork.

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Legendary Lars
Legendary writes
Here is a good set of answeres to this guys ?'s It is very important and if you dontt do it right and have a problem its big jail time !!!

www.klixxx.com/issues/pdfs/v3-4/v3-4section2257.pdf

And the guy has much more at
www.xxxlaw.net

CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS: All persons who appear in any visual depiction contained in this site were/are eighteen years of age or older at the time of the creation of such depictions. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18 of the United States Code with respect to visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct are kept by the custodian of records, who can be reached at email, and has a business address of your address here, except with regard to visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct made before July 3, 1995, which are exempt from the requirements set forth in 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75.

this is what we have at cumtv.com and we also keep all the right documents on file for every person we take images or video of !

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Emma
Emma writes
www.theadultwebmaster.com/contentcorner/index.phtml

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Nick
Nick writes
Here's a site that pretty much explains all you need
www.adultsitelaw.com/

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Dax
Dax writes
For the content question, you need:

A full adult release
A clear clean copy of a federal Id ( drivers license, passport, etc... )

That is all you NEED, I recommend the following to back you up:

A video of the girl agreeing to what you are about to do, showing her id to the cam and a video of her signing the release. Also, if he/she is gonna get paid cash a receipt signed by the model. On my release I have a clause that says that she was not under any kind of drug before, while and after the shoot, only because you want to make sure that if she feels she fucked up, she doesn't say that she was drunk or high so therefore the release is void.

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Kaz
Kaz writes
Long long ago I bought this:

Business and Legal Forms for Photographers
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/158115206X/

It has a couple good model releases, but nothing dealing with adult material exactly. It's not hard to add a couple lines about Internet distribution etc to those forms.

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REGARDING LEGAL DOCS TO MAKE CONTENT from Franz
Franz writes
I produce content and you need to have a release. IN
the case of images, you need a model release. In the
case of text, you need a permission to use text
content. Attached is an example of each. These forms
can probably be gotten free on the Internet. I got the
text content release from a friend's lawyer and the
model release from a webmaster to whom I sometimes
give content. I just reworded them to fit my own projects.
trix.sexswap.com/franz/release.doc
trix.sexswap.com/franz/modreles.doc

Free legal forms can also be found at
ttp://www.findforms.com/
www.ilrg.com/forms/index.html

Another resource for free forms can be found here
www.ilrg.com/forms.html

This is not the same as the link above altho it comes from the same web site.

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REGARDING COMPANIES PROVIDING ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAMS from Emma
Emma writes
nearly all 3rd party processors offer them

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JAPANESE ENTER from Steve
Steve writes
not sure if you know this, but on japanese sites, the "enter" is always on the left and "leave" on the right

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QUESTION FOR NEWER WEBMASTER from Ng
Ng writes
Now I have a new question based on your answer.. I read a lot of your
newsletters and almost every guide I see, but finding advise is often
hard. I am sure there is no Written-in-stone guide on how to get
traffic, but.. What are the best places to start?

guru-O-gif writes
read 5 years of old newsletters :) trix.sexswap.com There just is not easy answer. the question is so broad....here is a general answer that may she ligh. Try 5-10 ways of getting traffic. Then pick the one method (two at the most) that worked best for you, and become a complete expert (totally proficient) in that ONE way. It is so competitive now that you must be a complete expert in one for of traffic generation to get anywhere.

Ng writes
How do I get traffic? Would be the question.

guru-O-gif writes
here are some old methods I can think of off the top of my head. I do not recommend all these...they are just examples

link trades
search engines
newsgroups
chat bots
email spam (I advise you not to try this)
personal ads
fake password sites
buy expired domains listed on yahoo
tgps
top lists
pic posts
buy traffic
start affiliate program
publicity
avs multiple sites

there are many I have forgotten. none are easy and few work at this late stage in the game but many webmasters still do some or all of them.

Ng writes
What are the main ways to advertise, get traffic, become popular?

guru-O-gif writes
see above. there is no easy way to advertise since you wil not be able to buy traffic at a low enough rate since big sites can pay more for it.

Ng writes
Are there any main ways? Some tips, hints ? I would really appreciate.

guru-O-gif writes
if you need specifics on each of those...folks have written encylopedias on them over the years. you will have to dig and search and read old notes in the newsletter on them.

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WATCH LOGFILES BY HAND from D. Trees
guru-O-gif writes
D. Trees sent me a great email this week and I want to share it since I believe in exactly what she does. When you are chasing crooks, you can only rely on scripts and filters for part of the solution...the real key is that you much ACTIVELY monitor your servers each day. This is try for all types on internet business. Pay sites, game servers, banner exchanges, gambling sites, affiliate programs....there is nothing like human eyeballs and knowledge to detect and catch CROOKS. If you do not take an active part, you risk being robbed blind. Yes it is dull and boring, but it is key. D. Trees has some of the lowest chargeback rates on planet earth, so I know what she does works. Check this out

D. Trees writes
I'm a tedious bitch. You know it. I know it. That's why I watch my logfiles.

In a telnet session, use this command (substituting your directory path)
tail -f /var/log/httpd/access-log.latexfetish.com

I keep that telnet window open in the background. Since I keep an eye on
it, I notice both brute force attacks and the nasty little thieves who
get user/pass to my site.

As I said the last time I e-mailed you, I use BigNoseBird's script,
Birdtrap, to redirect 401, 404, 400 and 500 errors to good pages. 403s,
though, I send straight to Hell via di.html.

Folks who don't get familiar with their servers -- like through the
logfiles -- deserve what they get. Relying 90%-100% on automation scripts
to catch thieves and errors is what opens you up to thieves and errors.

It doesn't have to be a telnet window, but that's my favorite. Low
bandwidth, not a lot of energy for either the server or the PC/Mac that
you're using to telnet in with.

Yesterday, I upgraded a server from twin, mirrored 20-gig drives to twin,
mirrored 120-gig drives. Since I was upgrading, I had the latest Apache,
Postfix, Perl, Php and MSQL installed. I knew problems were coming, and I
prepared for the worst of them by downloading all of my cgi databases
before the switch.

When the new server came online -- with nearly all of my data -- all I had
to do was watch the error logs to see what had slipped by.

tail -f /var/log/httpd/error.log-latexfetish.com

I'm running about 15 sites (7 porn, four adult fetish and 3 non-porn), so
the windows were spitting out all kinds of errors -- forgotten .htaccess
files, images/files I'd forgotten to move from the old to the new server,
bad cgi calls because of the Perl upgrade ... all kinds of crap.

But as the errors came through, I decided which was most important and
dealt with them first. Since I had a backup on my PC, I was able to sort
out most of the problems within a few hours. A day later, I've still got a
few glitches, but the error log is telling me where to look.

Nothing -- and I mean nothing -- beats knowing something about your own
server.

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REGARDING BBC SEARCH ENGINE FROM KENDRA
Kendra writes
Update/correction for next week...if you scroll down to the bottom, it says
Family Friendly -> BBCi Search aims to help you get the best from the Web - not the worst. We use 'family friendly' search technology and our editorial judgement to detect pornography and other offensive material and block it from our search returns. Even so, we can't make the Web 100% safe - and that's where you can help. If you notice any unsuitable sites in BBCi Search, please let us know immediately. And if we have blocked a search word you think should be available, please tell us that too and we will investigate.

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DOMAIN GAME NAME TOOLS from Wyatt
Wyatt writes
This software program is the panties! I've been playing the
deleted domain name game for some time, and have written a lot of my
own perl scripts to find expired names with good search engine rankings.
However, this guy just came out with a sweet windows app that searchs through all
the deleted/on hold domains and displays stats on their traffic. It has
tons of options, and is very well done. I highly recommend it.
www.popular-domains.com

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LINK POPULARITY CHECKER from Wyatt
Wyatt writes
You remember when I wrote in about Alexa, and how to see a competitors traffic ranking. I just happen to see this on mojo, a link to marketleap that gives you a sweet report on a domain's traffic and search engine rankings. It will also compare your site to other popular websites.
marketleap.com/publinkpop/default.htm

INTERESTING SITES
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MOVIE MISTAKES from Greg
Greg writes
Anyhow, here's a website for fun. It's a site that lists all thebloopers in movies. It's called
www.movie-mistakes.com

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SEARCH ENGINE WATCH from sign_bldr
www.searchenginewatch.com/

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SOFTCORE WEBMASTER CHATBOARD from Steve
www.bikiniboard.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi

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COMEDY T-SHIRT SAYINGS from Legendary Lars
www.neocities.com/

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BIZ STATS from Steve
Steve writes
Cool site that re-packages census data into useful information.
www.bizstats.com

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ALL TOO COOL SEARCH ENGINE from Juicy Jill
www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/

GURU OF GIF
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TYSON LEWIS STORIES
espn.go.com/boxing/news/2002/0508/1380088.html
www.gomemphis.com/mca/boxing/article/0,1426,MCA_2156_1147116,00.html
www.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/stories/2002-05-15-lewis-tyson.htm

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THE LADS VISIT THE BUTCHER
Jock and Bruce flew in from Canada and we "Blew the lid off the popper". A month of activities condensed into 4 days!
1. golf club making and choosing
2. tour JBL cobra factory
3. golf Fallbrook
4. time engine
5. test drives on cobra
6. climb san antonio mountain
7. watch UFC
8. watch cobra's race
9. drive home on mother's hate 138 hwy
10. in-n-out lancaster
11. HBO boxing with Felix Trinidad!
12. climb down mt baldy
13. eat at the bar in Claim Jumper
14. watch ottawa vs toronto nhl finals

and here are the pics from the Butcher
www.cobralads.com/willowlads/

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