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let's jump right into what the much of the world is watching

AMERICA UNDER ATTACK UPDATES
I just woke up and quickly caught the updates
- taxi found with fly manuals written in arabic
- many cell phone calls from people on flights. plastic knives
- I think the one plane that missed might of had a passenger revolt as one person
said on cel that if they were going to die they were going to do something about
it

the story that brought the tear to my eye was that when the plane hit the first
building, there were many people above the damage area. They knew they were going
to die as there was no way out down. One man cell phoned his wife to say
'goodbye'.

No one knows who did it but the fingers are all poiting to Osama who is sometimes
spelled Usama. Check out this great page I found. Do you think he is still TOP
TEN or PUBLIC ENEMY #1
www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

I am guessing that most of us spent Tuesday watching CNN or crusing web news
sites like msnbc.com for much of the day. Very sad and I imagine the death toll
will be in the 5000 -10,000 range which is worse than some small wars. Here are
some stories that I found that you might find interesting. Osama or Usama
surfaced in our news media back around 1995 because he was a suspect in the
bombing of the American-run National Guard training center in Riyadh, Saudi
Arabia where seven people were killed. Back then, he was still approachable by
various news magazines that interviewed him. I have tried to dig up some news
links that are off the beaten path that you might find interesting and
informative as we all try to cope with the events that happened yesterday. Osama
is very rich ($300Million +), he is very skinny (6'6" and 165 lbs), and has at
least 4 wives. Here are stories on this and more

One other very touching story around the nation is the lines at Blood Donor
Clinics. In Los Angeles, the lines were up to 5 hours long and record levels of
blood were donated at all stations. An incredible show of the good side of
humanity. Here is how to find clinics near anyone wishing to donate.
search.yellowpages.msn.com/yellowpages/simplesearch?kwd=American+Red+Cross

My guess is that you have read all the regular news sites so my plan is to dig
deep into the bowel of the web and find sly old docs that have been long
forgotten to shed some light on the rise to power of the suspect , Mr. Osama Bin
Laden. I think you will find some of these 1995, 1996, and 1997 stories amusing
and disturbing (search for uranium - nuclear)

FAQ ON OSAMA BIN LADEN
www.msnbc.com/news/627355.asp?0si=-

1998 VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH BIN LADEN
www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/binladen/who/interview.html

AWESOME TIME MAGAZINE INTERVIEW FOUND FROM 1996
in this interview they meet with Bin Laden who was virtually unknown to
westerners. His family is worth $5 billion and he controls approximately $300
million and owns a goat tannery, a sun flower seed farm, and a construction
company. He finances Islamic Extremists who are pro-Western monarchy in Saudi
Arabia

A MASTER AT GUERILLA WARFARE DUE TO ROADCONSTRUCTION SKILLS
"No I was never afraid of death. As Muslims we believe that when we die, we go to
Jannah (heaven). Before a battle, Allah (God) sends us "seqina", tranquility."
...Bin Laden
members.tripod.com/%7ESuhayb/Laden-interview.htm

YOU WANT TO TALK SCARY - SUITCASE NUKES
this is the story of the testimony of Ahmad al-Fadl and others for the August 7,
1998 bombings of the U.S. embassies in Nairobi, Kenya, and Dar al-Salaam,
Tanzania, has shed new light on the efforts of Bin Laden and his terrorist
organization to acquire BIG weapons. The story is a little boring for the first
1/3 but then it gets into their efforts to buy weapon grade uranium. AND he hired
many russian scientists at $2k a month to develop nuclear weapons...he was or is
trying to develope a suitcase sized nuclear bomb! This would be crazy.
cns.miis.edu/pubs/reports/binladen.htm

1995 USENET POST ON OVERTURNED TERRORIST CASE
this link needs copy and pasting since it is so long. Usama is on the run and not
yet known as a leader. He was originally trying to destabilize his own land with
bombings. This is a short and interesting read
groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22USAMA+BIN+LADEN%22&hl=en&as_drrb=b&as_mind=2
9&as_minm=3&as_miny=1995&as_maxd=11&as_maxm=9&as_maxy=1996&rnum=1&selm=XRjordan-co
urtURd3e_5MT%40clarinet.com

WHERE IS THE SUDAN?
it is funny in one of those stories as a guy says "Sudan...nothing but religios
fanatics and organized crime"...how right he was in 1996.
www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/sudan_pol00.jpg
www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/sudan_rel00.jpg
www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/middle_east_and_asia/middleeast_ref00.pdf
www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/world_maps/world_2000.jpg

I will add more stories next week as they develop.

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WALMART TO STOP USING VISA INTERLINK from sign_bldr
Even Walmart is tired of the escalating fees charged by card processors
www.msnbc.com/news/624327.asp

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TGP2 - SEEMS TO BE GROWING QUICKLY
This is a new group of webmasters that seems to be growing quickly and are
against the old style TGPs. Here are their rules
www.tgp2.net/tgp2rules.htm
and they even have an active forum
www.tgp2board.com/
overview of site
www.tgp2.net/starting.htm
more info
www.tgp2.net/info.htm
Wait...they seem to believe their goal is to educate the adult surfer that high
quality adult pictures are at paysites. Well, I can't say I agree with their
logic or lofty goals, but I will say that this seems to be a good group of
webmasters making well organized TGPs and trading some good traffic. Check it out
if you want to see what is hot and gaining steam.

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PORN RESURGENCE
It seems porn is on the upswing again. You know how I love talking non-porn as
well as porn. Many of my old colleagues ventured into mainstream. It seems that
many of them are now returning to their roots in porn. Both 'Legendary Lars' and
Young 'KidSlick' are headed back and working thei magic.

KidSlick, founder of YNOT, is now full bore with AdultRANKS.COM
erotic.ranks.com/top_ranked.html
erotic.ranks.com/home/

Legendary is growing his highly successful
www.camgirlslive.com
and just showed me 4 paysites he has baking in the oven
www.amateurseek.com
www.nudevirgins.com/new2/index.htm
www.rawcum.com
www.pornokitty.com

I just wanted to let folks know about this since I think I tend to be a little
Rah! Rah! Rah! mainstream when there really is good money in porn for those that
have the treasure map to the pot of gold and KidSlick and Legendary Lars have
always had that map in their back pockets :)

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SEXSWAP MAN SAID HE WAS FORCED TO CHANGE CLOTHES from Allen
Allen writes:
saw the headline and thought you'd gotten yourself into a pickle :)
dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010906/od/lawsuit_dc_1.html

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WILDCARD DNS AND GOOGLE AND PORN AND MORE from John
John writes:
So I just read your bit on wildcard DNS. I didn't have it set up for any my
sites..Do you really think that there are in the realm of 5% misstypes?

Guru-O-Gif writes:
well, this might be a little misleading because I would think most people, after
doing a mistype, then see the error and fix it. But just think about how often
you mistype the www portion etc of a website...I would say I do it 1 out of 20 to
1 out of 40 times just cause I am typing fast and not looking. The question would
be...how many error makers would give up which might be less than one percent.
Still, it is perhaps the easiest traffic anyone can get. I should of done some
stats on lips to get an accurate reading.

John writes:
I am wondering if wildcard DNS couldn't be used as an aid for creating unlimited
3rd level domains to submit to the engines. Worth a look.

Guru-O-Gif writes:
I never thought of it like that...the spiders might see that it redirects to the
main site...I am not sure if you would have to have them all in teh DNS or
not...an interesting idea

John writes:
I bought some ad space on Google and so far only about 1% clickthroughs....I am
going to buy some keywords on Excite via Findwhat.com today. On Google you are
paying for impressions so it is a total rip off..

Guru-O-Gif writes:
well, I don't consider any ad a rip off if it makes money. If someone charges me
$200 a click and I could make $220, I would pay it...know what I mean. The price
means nothing...testing and see if you make net profit is the key...this is what
I believe. I would agree that google's pricing does make it harder to make money

John writes:
and if your words are common also very expensive. I am wondering if anyone is
seeing a success via this method. So I have been at this for two years now this
month...I am an old hand now even though I missed out on the golden age of porn.
I have to say that last summer was the worst ever and the first time I have
fallen below 200 sales / mo on my big site. I am beginning to poop my pants and
thing about a sad day when I will have to get a real job lol...Is it just me
bitching or has anyone else remarked about the summer of 01

Guru-O-Gif writes:
I have heard several people say it has been extra slow...BUT already last week
things have picked way up with school

John writes:
The thing that is going to kill porn is not the government, or the card companies
etc..It's the fact that everyone and their dog is now in on it. There are very
few ways to stand out in the crowd now. Usenet is solid Spam, the most pathetic
domain names are now considered hot, and all are taken etc. Porn is just going to
be crushed under the weight of competition. The gold rush analogy you use is so
true...as long as there is one success story everyone is going to be out with
their sluice.

Guru-O-Gif writes:
well like any economic event...businesses open in areas of the easiest and
highest profits. Competition is created. The market then reaches an equilibrium
where this gold rush is now no more profitable that selling TVs. At that stage,
usually small sites are absorbed by larger and larger ones. This happens in all
businesses...from automobiles to foosball tables. There used to be hundreds of
automakers in the 30s 40s and 50s and now there are a handful in the US. There
used to be over 80 manufacturers of foosball tables in the late 70s...now there
is less than 10. The same will happen in porn. We will go from 250,000 sites to
10,000 to a few hundred large sites.

BAG O SALT TABLE OF TRIX CONTENT
DNS WILDCARDS by Guru-O-Gif
OPENWALL - AN OPEN FIREWALL PROJECT from sign_bldr
JOHN THE RIPPER from sign_bldr
THE STATE OF THE INTERNET from Greg
1U SERVER BUILD WITH HOT SWAPPABLE DRIVES from Wes
CANADIAN SATALLITE CARD PRICES ON RISE from Emanuelle, Bruce, and Me
ROBOT EXCLUSION BABBLE from Guru-O-Gif
BEST KEPT DOMAINS SECRET from Paul

MORE NEWS
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UNIVERSITY STUDY SAYS 400,000 KIDS IN SEX TRADE from sign_bldr
www.msnbc.com/news/626321.asp?pne=msn

PUBLIC INTEREST GROUPS CLASHING WITh ICANN from sign_bldr
www.newsbytes.com/news/01/169628.html

REAL ASTRONAUT FOOD SOLD ONLINE from Richard
a mainstream success story

ONLINE ADS LOOKING MORE LIKE TV ADS from Richard
www.ecommercetimes.com/perl/story/13400.html

AMAZON LOSES A PC STORE PARTNER
news.cnet.com/news/0-1007-200-7119296.html?tag=dd.ne.dtx.nl-sty.0

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SOFTWARE HARDWARE
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TWIG - PHP INFORMATION SHARING SOFTWARE from sign_bldr
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TRIX
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DNS WILDCARDS by Guru-O-Gif
Brien asks
Just wondering if you had a moment to explain that wildcard thing with
domains. I'm not quite sure what it is or how it works for domains.
thanks for any info you can provide...I can't find much info on the
net...I'll keep looking.

I only know the apache side so I emailed Gary. Here is the apache paragraph in
httpd.conf for one of my little gamer sites. You can see the *.lowpingbasters.com
top signify that anything can be used in front of the domain to get to the
domain. BUT, this does not work on its own...you also need the DNS portion to
reflect this as well. I will add it all to next weeks newsletter.

APACHE PORTION

<VirtualHost 66.146.50.100>
ServerAdmin andy@lips.com
ServerName www.lowpingbastards.com
ServerAlias lowpingbastards.com *.lowpingbastards.com
DocumentRoot /var/lib/apache/htdocs/lowpingbastards
ErrorDocument 404 www.lowpingbastards.com/index.html
</VirtualHost>

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OPENWALL - AN OPEN FIREWALL PROJECT from sign_bldr
sign_bldr writes:
www.openwall.com/

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JOHN THE RIPPER from sign_bldr
sign_bldr writes:
www.openwall.com/john/
you ever see this?
John the Ripper is a password cracker, currently available for UNIX, DOS, Win32.
Its primary purpose is to detect weak UNIX passwords

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THE STATE OF THE INTERNET from Greg
Greg writes:
Once again you prove you're way ahead of the pack and for my money it should
be a wall street journal regular issue, but then EVERYONE would be in on the
score :) Again however you've shown anxiety over the state of the net. Rightly so
but
we already know the problems with the web. A bunch of suity-5th
avenue-corporate drip dicks trying to run the web like they run the global
world. Stocks are tumbling, Japan is ovr $6 Trillion in debt, the U.S.
surplus is gone. Sure things look gloomy and the ONLY problem with the porn
market and the web are that we're causing the surfers and home users too much
headache. Take a look at the last few virus attacks. It's bad enough Joe and
Jane Six-Pack have to deal with real world dangers, now they gotta deal with
sinister forces on the web as well. It turns people off and away. As I've
said before, security=money. Case closed on that one.
You know I've written before here and at YNOT and Adultwebmaster Magazine
about this issue. We can't keep expecting the average person to have the
quick witted genius of Mr. Spock when the Enterprise goes haywire. Yet if we
really look at what the web is really good at is satisfaction FAST. People
want what they want NOW, SAFELY and with NO BULLSHIT. That's it simply. The
kids play games and listen to music. The adults shop and look at PORN.
(sometimes the other way around). For me and the cartoons stuff things have
gone up, up, up, 10-20% increase income monthly but that's because I paid
attention to you and the other experts and added my own skills. There's tons
of pie left but we have to cut down the confusion. So I and some soon to be
announced but well known porn toon and mainstream toon pros have teamed up.
Why? Cause we're good at what we do and there's a huge market for it and the
big suit companies that had 100s of millions of bucks FUCKED UP.
You don't see me and the boys who read SexSwap or go to TLA's askmrporn.com
lookin' at a $500 million debt. Nope. Pound for pound we're viable and stable
with lots of fun to be had. The trick is don't get suity! (slang I picked up
meaning lawyerly)
As for the computers & prices, hell, people are tired of kicking out
thousands each year and the costs of the systems should drop wayyy down. Less
complicated so that surfers can BUY OUR STUFF easily.
Remember, the less confused the shopper is the faster they'll buy.
Greg

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1U SERVER BUILD WITH HOT SWAPPABLE DRIVES from Wes
Guru-O-Gif:
Wes the ISP write me this week with some of their latest 1U rackmount adventures
and I wanted to include his story in this weeks letter. Maybe we can get a pick
or two of the finished units that have the BEEFY power supplies and 2 hot swap
port....slick

Wes writes:
We finally came up with a solution that we liked.
It is very tough to experiment on this since you can't really see what the
cases are like until you physically look at them. The web just dosen't it cut
it for that. We bought a $215.00 case that just sucked, the fans made noise
it looked and felt cheap and had a 150 watt power supply. Of couse I bought
the thing site unseen like a chump.

So after that I got smart and went down to our favorite case dealer, American
Pro Image in Cerritos. They have several 1U configs and the cases really
looked nice. Since we were buying 70 of these we got a pretty good price. The
power supply really seems to drive the price. Our case has a 250 watt power
supply, two hot swap style Hard Disk bays, all kinds of temp alarms (nice),
and a thumb screw front door panel. It will take any (I think) atx style
mother board.

We can get the case for $309.00. It is a good price and we can build a 866
with the case for around $715.00.

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CANADIAN SATALLITE CARD PRICES ON RISE from Emanuelle, Bruce, and Me
Guru-O-Gif writes: I think my pal Bruce sums it up best with the following. Bruce
writes "Canada wants to pretend that it is an island and can keep out the
Horrible American Capitalists, however, as you and I know, this doesn't work and
new problems are created." I agree with Bruce completely on this point. In
Canada, one of the things that always tortured me was these "canadian content
laws". These are laws to protect canadian muscians and actors. I always hated
these laws. You were forced at gunpoint to listen to "Alanis Morrisette" over and
over and over. I think something like 50% of radio and TV had to be this bogus
canadian content which to me is unfair. Artists should compete and I should get
to hear and watch what the most popular TV is, and listen to the best singers.
</soapbox> The problem I see it now is, Canadian's have had a taste of REAL TV
and they can never go back. The dishes are completely undermining canadian
content laws which is a good thing) :) If I was up north, I would have 3 pirate
dishes! DirectTV, DirecPC, and EchoStar. Woot!

Emanuelle writes:
I have a feeling that they're having a crunch on getting a hold of the cards
themselves. They're even offering to trade discounts for used cards.
www.satansplayhouse.com/hardware/hutrade.html

As an idea of what the cards are worth right now, an HU card is the same
price as the entire system (dish, receiver & card) from the same supplier!
Thus the receivers are worth nothing.

Interesting enough, I can drive to Buffalo, pick up an entire system at
Kmart for $89 US, and spend $50 or $60 cdn to have the virgin card
programmed for less than I can buy a card up here right now.

Places like Kmart will let you buy off the shelf, Best Buy etc will force
you to subscribe before you can walk out the door with it.

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ROBOT EXCLUSION BABBLE from Guru-O-Gif
here are a few links on understanding the robots.txt file to limit spiders on
your server. The most interesting file is this one
Robot tracking report
www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~sxw/robots/tardis/
check out how often robots visit sites!

And here are some other sites
www.robotstxt.org/wc/norobots.html
www.searchtools.com/robots/robots-txt.html

robot text checker for syntax
www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~sxw/robots/check/

Robot bot watch
www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~sxw/robots/botwatch.html

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BEST KEPT DOMAINS SECRET from Paul
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INTERESTING SITES
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FREE CLICK STATS from E
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www.freeclickstats.com

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CAR WAX TESTS
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GURU OF GIF
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BUTCHER O' BAGHDAD PICS (now I am scared to use that name!...eeep)
I have not written a cobra update this week yet but I think I can find a sporadic
rambling of pictures. Moving along. Slower than I want to but solving the riddles

Hoodpins and Back panels
www.cobralads.com/hoodpin/MAVICA.HTM

Hood Prop rod
www.cobralads.com/hoodprop/MAVICA.HTM

Holley Carb
www.cobralads.com/holley/MAVICA.HTM

here is a classic of me attacking a honking gas tube
www.cobralads.com/holley/MVC-330S.JPG

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FOOSBALL FANATIC
Guru-O-Gif aka Butcher-O-Baghdad aka Foosball Fanatic. In my former life, I use
to trudge around the country 5-8 times a year playing some pro level-foosball in
the hotel ballrooms of vegas, dallas, and atlanta. At one point in time, 1995, I
was playing 150 small torunaments a year or 3 a week. The crusty and rusty, Jim
Beam and Nyquil swilling old man that I have become now sits on his chair and
prefers to play a rousing game of Half-life which is far less effort than driving
30 miles to the seedy bars at and smokey clubs, playing foos til 3am. Still, the
heart yearns to re-live those old days. Last week I had a bee in my bonnet and
decided to hit the "once a month" $300 guaranteed, big foosball tourney at Events
sports bar in Riverside, CA (near the Tyler mall). I grabbed a PowerBar and a jug
of DietCoke and kissed the wife goodbye as I began the night time pilgrimage.
Foosball has the slaciest slackers and procrastinasts. If a tournament is
shceduled at 8pm, you are damn lucky if it starts by 9:30pm. Being the ever eager
beaver, I have to force myself to stay home until 8pm to avoid being the only
geek their at 8pm with nothing to do. I arrive and the crowd only enjoy my new
buzz haircut as they all remember me as a hippy long hair. I see one old comrads
has gone from buzz to hippy! one thing I notice when you attend reunion type
events is "everyone is fatter/ ya, like I am not kidding. Everyone puts on 15lbs
since the last time I saw them. My old pal and partner Joey, who was like a 98lb
bean pole, has to way 215lb! Everyone has a thicker chin and ponch growing under
their belts. very funny. The lads never change and have the same jobs and stories
and I think I have been wearing the same "BlackFlies" T shirt to every event
since 1997. I am like Gilligan on the island with only one red shirt. Ok, so the
money goes into the hat and the names are drawn. Most foosball tournaments are
'blind draw'. You get a random partner. They are also double elimination, which
means you must lose two times before you head home. I get teamed up with young
Franco Del Pozzo. A hot blooded Italian kid. He and I are like water and oil and
NEVER do well together. We are equal in skill, he is perhaps the better forward
and I the better goalie. He wants me to play up front since he feels he is
rustier than me. Everyone is feeling rusty.

Game one. We are pitted against an old rival. The sly and crsipy Mike Kyrus. This
guy is tough. He never says a word and eplodes into the ball. Game one they
destroy us. Franco already feeling hot blooded, shoves me into the goal...which
is where I would of had us starting out anyway. We end up losing 2 games straight
and it is into the loser bracket match one. Groan! I am going to be headed home
in 2 damn games! Ack! The Foosball Fanatic has a tear in his eye as he knows that
he and Franco just never bond. the Fanatic decides he has to bring out his grade
A, loud and obnoxious, mental game. There will be plenty of yelling and cheering
to psyche young Franco up. next game wer work our magic and come out on top.
there are 16 teams so it is a long night ahead as it is only 11pm and we are 1
and 1. Meanwhile, I see in the bracket that my arch rival of foos "Paul Renken"
has lost a match, He is easily the toughest player there and for him to go down a
game means he is rusty too. Franko and I go on a hammer streak. We are sending
teams home crying for their mother's. We are on FIRE! It is now 2AM and we win
the loser bracket to meet the winner of the winner bracket. I thought it would be
Paul, but no. It was...yes, the crusty, crispy, explosive "Michael Kyrus". The
man who sent us into the loser bracket had smacked all the teams out of his path.
It is interesting that it is about 2 less matches to win the winner side as
opposed to the loser side. We like to say "we took the long road". Now, since
they have not lost, we nead to "Double Dip" them. This means that if they win the
first 2 out of 3, they win. If we win the first two out of three, then there is a
second match played and the winner of it is the winner. At 3AM the smoke had
cleared. One team was left standing. Young hot blooded Italian "Franco De Pozzo
and the Foosball Fanatic A.D, Dunn" had double dipped the cagey veteran "Mike
Kyrus" and young upstart "Ben". Wooooohooooo! I still got it baby! The girls all
say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...

Your old time readers have been tortured with this 1000 times...but you young
wipper snapper webmasters may not have yet been tortured. 26 classic foosball
newsletter's from the fanatic
www.foosball.com/fanatic/fanatic.html

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TRINIDAD VS HOPKINS IS THIS SATURDAY (maybe)
I had no idea what day it was last week and got the matches mixed up. Now,
hopkins just placed a $100,000 bet on himself. The Madonna concert was cancelled
and so this fight may be as well which is understandable. Here is the bet story
www.cleveland.com/sports/plaindealer/index.ssf?/xml/story.ssf/html_standard
.xsl?/base/sports/10001142397945137.xml

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TYPO'S
you know, occasionally I will re read last weeks newsletter and I must say "Oh
my"..how can anyone understand what I am trying to say :) There are typos and
wrong words and funky spelling. it is like a mystery puzzle. Let me just say
"thanks" for putting up with my typing skills and laziness :)

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THE HOTTEST TGP ON THE NET IS OUT GAMMA!
ever since I babbled about the Gamma TGP, it has grown like crazy. If you are
looking for a well run and honest TGP that filters out crooked sites, check out
our clean and easy to use post. I think we can get up to the 30,000 pic mark in 3
weeks!
tgp.erotism.com/

One thing that is hard to find is where to post...here is the quick link
tgp.erotism.com/webmaster.html

the icon is at the very top of the page and is kind of hard to find. Here are the
rules. Strict but fair :)

1- Absolutely NO childporn, rape, bestiality or any illegal materials!!
2- NO popups, consoles, redirects, back button manipulation.
3- NO meta refreshes or links to sites that a surfer would find hard to leave.
4- NO spamming! Only TWO galleries per WEBMASTER per DAY is enough.
5- A LINK BACK to Erotism TGP with the image down below, in a good
place is REQUIRE.
6- Please don't post the same urls or pics twice.
7- NO clutter or crap, we only post galleries that look good. Page with fake
next, more, gallery1, gallery2... will not be listed
8- Thumbs must lead to the image, NOT to an html page.
9- Series galleries with same models and/or couples are preferred and will be
given a much higher priority compared to assorted pics
10- FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WILL GET YOU BLACKLISTED!

Again, here is the link to get your galleries posted and trading traffic with our
growing and groovey TGP
tgp.erotism.com/webmaster.html

I am enjoying the "Sinful Teen Girl" pics posted by "edgarko" aye chi chi

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QUESTIONS
1. those of you who play the TGP game, how important is the tag line such as
"Sinful Teen Girl" ...that got me to click. What lines work the best? Email me if
you have cool info you would like to share. shoot me an email mon frere
andy@lips.com

2. CD makers. I have not bought a content cd in some time and I am doing some
research for my pal "Chuck". I have some old BustyBabe CDs (man, does that date
me in porn eh)...like my favorite CD of all time has to be BustyBabes2..that is a
classic. Ok, but on these old CDs, the pictures were gigantic in terms of k
download time and were in bmp, and jpg and gif. How about telling me and the
readers what is common in 2001 to put on a CD. How many pics? What format? And
what size 1600x1200? and size in k? please email me andy@lips.com

3. Wildcard DNS. I have only seen the apache side of the equation. Any of you
running your own DNS servers care to share what goes into a DNS record and how to
add it so it widlcards with an * ?? please email me andy@lips.com

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CHUCK'S CONTENT AND NEW NICHE IN FUTURE
One of my pals in real life (as opposed to fake life ...hee hee haa. I mean
online life), has always been an amateur nude photographer. He decided to open a
age check style pay site about a year ago. Well, I think you have heard this
story from me 2341 times...porn is about TRAFFIC. And he made one or two sales
and he said to me "I don't particularly enjoy scouring the web for every little
hit to my site. In fact I hate it.". I had tried early on to tell Chuck that if
he likes taking pictures, that he should focus on the content side and he now
sees this. I am encouraging to create his first CD for webmasters that may be
ready in the next 3-4 weeks. His niche is a rare one "Erotic High Art". Icwould
say its sort of like Vogue magazine pics but more skin :) I get no commish for
telling you about it..I just like to help friends out with new ventures on the
web in both adult and mainstream. Chuck has sent me a rough CD of pics for fun
and I hope to have more info on his CD in the next few weeks. If you are looking
for rare content from an honest and NEW photographer on the scene, please keep
your eyes open for future Chuck (and sexy model Cheyenne) stories ;)

One more thing on CDs...have any of you used this from CPIC...looks really
trick...is it?
www.picturecd.com/

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LAST MINUTE USA UNDER ATTACK STUFF
a quick search turns up

GOOGLE - now linking to all news sites for easier finds
www.google.com

WANT TO DO YOUR OWN RARE RESEARCH
here is what I do

1. use the deep searches
www.profusion.com
and look for
OSAMA BIN LADEN
USAMA BIN LADEN

2. use usenet archives
groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
look in 1995 - 1997 for rare trick interviews and such
and look for
OSAMA BIN LADEN
USAMA BIN LADEN

300 PICK OF OSAMA
images.google.com/images?q=OSAMA+BIN+LADEN&btnG=Google+Search

again, he is just a suspect...but I am having fun researching. Feds are 90% sure.
I know that is not 100 but on his last 4 attacks he always denies involvement and
then his people finger him when they get the hot light shined on their head and
get grilled in a court of law
images.google.com/images?q=USAMA+BIN+LADEN

EEK - CELL PHONE REPORTS
terrorists made knives from shaving supplies than began killing the stewardesses
to lure out the piliots. How scary and sad. 3 passengers attempted to regain
control of the plane and failed.
www.msnbc.com/news/627214.asp?0si=-
the wife is on the phone to the red cross to give a donation. the lines are
swamped and so is their websites. It is nice to see people pulling together.

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chow mein wayne

Andy
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